Ambush

(-- anonymous -- <>/28400) [NO SUBJECT]

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 06:30:16 -0600

(-- anonymous -- <>/28399) Apple Trolls will troll about Apple being the best thing you ram...

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 06:10:16 -0600

Apple Trolls will troll about Apple being the best thing you ram up your ass
after Steve Jobs' dick.
Right winger nutcase Trolls will troll about anything they don't like.

Madness? THIS! IS! ISCA!!!!!!

(-- anonymous -- <>/28398) dickless Lochner? I think he did a pretty good job on Puffer's b...

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 17:50:16 -0600

dickless Lochner? I think he did a pretty good job on Puffer's butt

(-- anonymous -- <>/28397) I know how to ride a horse but the thought of being impacted by ...

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 17:30:17 -0600

I know how to ride a horse but the thought of being impacted by a lance scares
the bejeesus out of me

Thats not what you said when you bent over to take Lochner's lance!

(Lochner/28396) I also can't help but appreciate that somebody on an anonymous h...

Lochner@rss.iscabbs.com — Sun, 19 Feb 2012 16:32:00 -0600

I also can't help but appreciate that somebody on an anonymous handle-based BBS
is anonymously accusing me (or anybody else) of being dickless.

(Lochner/28395) Hey now. It's just insanely small, not non-existant.

Lochner@rss.iscabbs.com — Sun, 19 Feb 2012 16:32:00 -0600

Hey now.  It's just insanely small, not non-existant.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28394) User to profile? (Nikes) -> WhoIsAWhineyBitch

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 16:20:17 -0600

User to profile? (Nikes) -> WhoIsAWhineyBitch
There is no user WhoIsAWhineyBitch on this BBS.

Sure there is.....it is Lochner!!
He is a dickless wonder

(-- anonymous -- <>/28393) User to profile? (Kyoti) -> Who Needs An Orgasm

Sat, 18 Feb 2012 17:30:17 -0600

User to profile? (Kyoti) -> Who Needs An Orgasm
There is no user Who Needs An Orgasm on this BBS.

Really? Is It Possible?
Are MIKEY and Pally Wally giving each other enough of them?

(-- anonymous -- <>/28392) http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-A-Rouse/1724886007

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 08:00:18 -0600


http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-A-Rouse/1724886007

(-- anonymous -- <>/28391) oooohhh...what does it take to have Knightshade tea-bag somebody...

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 14:20:17 -0600

oooohhh...what does it take to have Knightshade tea-bag somebody?
I'm in desperate need of cock in my mouth since Oppie Rat stopped tea-bagging
old people.
I NEED KNIGHTSHADE COCK!

  --Nikk

(-- anonymous -- <>/28390) He doesn't have a wikipedia page. Michael Alonzo Rouse could be ...

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:30:16 -0600


He doesn't have a wikipedia page. Michael Alonzo Rouse could be in the
uncyclopedia though as it would be appropriate, but then they would be
sued...err..minor correction "threatened to be sued, choked (especially if the
owners of uncyclopedia are married and actually have sex) and their kids
molested by Rouse".

He threatened to sue this BBS but issued threats and was twitted numerous
times. The Sysops then owned him for a while and made him the GIMP.

Knightshade then tea-bagged him a few times, Puffergoose sucker-punched him,
and purportedly a group of liberals attacked him and they all ran a train.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28389) Why would he have a wikipedia page?

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 11:50:18 -0600

Why would he have a wikipedia page?
wikipedia is not for every single person in the world.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28388) Please lick mine

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 11:30:17 -0600

Please lick mine

(Get Organized/28387) I can offend someone almost as well as totally shower them with ...

Get Organized@rss.iscabbs.com — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:14:00 -0600

I can offend someone almost as well as totally shower them with compliments.

When someone acts like an ass, I don't hesitate treating him like one.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28386) Y'know, well-crafted wording -- especially when disparaging some...

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:10:18 -0600

Y'know, well-crafted wording -- especially when disparaging someone else -- can
carry far more weight than simple swearing.  Really, it's a bit beneath you.

(Get Organized/28385) Michael Alonzo Rouse. A goddamn, fucking shit-for-brains twat.

Get Organized@rss.iscabbs.com — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 04:53:00 -0600

Michael Alonzo Rouse. A goddamn, fucking shit-for-brains twat.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28384) Methinks not. (Though that would be funny, wouldn't it?)

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 20:40:16 -0600

Methinks not.  (Though that *would* be funny, wouldn't it?)

(-- anonymous -- <>/28383) Something about this guy, I think.

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:30:16 -0600

Something about this guy, I think.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Rouse

(-- anonymous -- <>/28382) What was that all about?

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:30:16 -0600

What was that all about?

(-- anonymous -- <>/28381) Jan 10, 2007 19:37 from Whisper

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 08:50:16 -0600


Jan 10, 2007 19:37 from Whisper
RLE> you're a lib.  Libs have no right to speak here on this issue.  You're
only rhetoric.  And I also believe you to be Kimberly L.
[IscaBBS Policy Discussion> msg #44660 (37 remaining)] Read cmd -> Next

Jan 10, 2007 19:38 from R Lee Ermey
Im a lib?  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i'm Kimberly L?   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I believe that the kids you probably molested somehow screwed your mind up.
[IscaBBS Policy Discussion> msg #44661 (36 remaining)] Read cmd -> Profile user

User to profile? [FULL PROFILE] (R Lee Ermey) ->

R Lee Ermey
Andrew Long
Phone: Treo 700wx
WWW: www.gizoogle.com
ONLINE since: 1/10/2007 23:04
User# 577198
[This user can be eXpressed if you need help with the system]

 The Whisper Motto: raping babies and choking roomates is the only way to live!

[IscaBBS Policy Discussion> msg #44661 (36 remaining)] Read cmd -> Next

Jan 10, 2007 19:38 from The Great Godzilla
OH NOES Rouse is gonna sue the BBS!
Wait, he can't afford to relocate like he wants, so I'm not sure how he's going
to afford a lawyer to bring a lawsuit against the BBS for... something.
I think the BBS should countersue Rouse for inducing mental anguish and wasting
resources.
[IscaBBS Policy Discussion> msg #44662 (35 remaining)] Read cmd -> Next

Jan 10, 2007 19:39 from Townsaver
Jan 10, 2007 19:37 from Whisper
RLE> you're a lib.  Libs have no right to speak here on this issue.  You're
only rhetoric.  And I also believe you to be Kimberly L.
[IscaBBS Policy Discussion> msg #44660 (0 remaining)] Read cmd ->

*spittakes*
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[IscaBBS Policy Discussion> msg #44663 (34 remaining)] Read cmd -> Next

Jan 10, 2007 19:39 from Whisper
fine, if I have this tried in iowa, Nate..I hope you are there so I can
personally flip you off in the courtroom.
[IscaBBS Policy Discussion> msg #44664 (33 remaining)] Read cmd -> Next

Jan 10, 2007 19:40 from R Lee Ermey
Hey Nate> i think you should sue him for that comment.
[IscaBBS Policy Discussion> msg #44665 (32 remaining)] Read cmd -> Next

Jan 10, 2007 19:40 from Whisper
fine...this is nhow much respect I have for this place

FUCK R LEE ERMEY
FUCK TOWNSAVER
FUCK ANDYB
FUCK THE SYSOPS
FUCK THE ADMINISTRATION OF THIS FUCKING PLACE
FIVE FUCKING PERSONAL ATTACKS
FUCKING TWIT ME
[IscaBBS Policy Discussion> msg #44666 (31 remaining)] Read cmd -> Next

Jan 10, 2007 19:40 from Townsaver
And when you flip me off in the courtroom, ill politely call for the judge to
enforce decorum in his court, and ask for a dismissal.
on the grounds that that lead filled cement truck makes more sence than you do,
and flies a hell of a lot better than your ideas do.

As i said before..
Go rot in a Bog.
[IscaBBS Policy Discussion> msg #44667 (30 remaining)] Read cmd -> Next

Jan 10, 2007 19:41 from The Great Godzilla
I think Rouse's lawsuit is going to be written in crayon, and when he spills
Little Billy's grape juice on the document, he'll just write a little note
saying "my tearz" with little arrows.
[IscaBBS Policy Discussion> msg #44668 (29 remaining)] Read cmd -> Next

Jan 10, 2007 19:42 from R Lee Ermey
OH NOES!!!!!!!!!  he told me to fuck off!  I'm gonna suuuuuueeeee!!!
WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
[IscaBBS Policy Discussion> msg #44669 (28 remaining)] Read cmd -> Next

Jan 10, 2007 19:42 from Whisper
Let's see how well you fucking enforce that policy!
[IscaBBS Policy Discussion> msg #44670 (27 remaining)] Read cmd -> Next

Jan 10, 2007 19:42 from R Lee Ermey
Jan 10, 2007 19:40 from Whisper
fine...this is nhow much respect I have for this place

FUCK R LEE ERMEY
FUCK TOWNSAVER
FUCK ANDYB
FUCK THE SYSOPS
FUCK THE ADMINISTRATION OF THIS FUCKING PLACE
FIVE FUCKING PERSONAL ATTACKS
FUCKING TWIT ME
[IscaBBS Policy Discussion> msg #44666 (1 remaining)] Read cmd -> Next


Wouldnt fly, Rouse. we're all over 14 yrs old.
[IscaBBS Policy Discussion> msg #44671 (26 remaining)] Read cmd -> Next

Jan 10, 2007 19:43 from The Great Godzilla
Whisper won't fuck me?  :(
[IscaBBS Policy Discussion> msg #44672 (25 remaining)] Read cmd -> Next

Jan 10, 2007 19:42 from Townsaver
Youve asked for Twits before, cause you lack the self-control to reign in
yourself.
you should know by now that they aitn gunna twit you just cause you ask.

[IscaBBS Policy Discussion> msg #44673 (24 remaining)] Read cmd -> Next

Jan 10, 2007 19:43 from Whisper
No, due to your physical resemblance to actual shit, TGG
[IscaBBS Policy Discussion> msg #44674 (23 remaining)] Read cmd -> Next

Jan 10, 2007 19:44 from R Lee Ermey
And if they did, you'd cry about THAT, too.
[IscaBBS Policy Discussion> msg #44675 (22 remaining)] Read cmd -> Next

Jan 10, 2007 19:43 from SweetAngelEyez
I'm still trying to fathom the fact that people who are thinking of hiring me
would search a BBS to find out information about me.
[IscaBBS Policy Discussion> msg #44676 (21 remaining)] Read cmd -> Next

Jan 10, 2007 19:44 from Whisper
Then if I have to carry this across appropriate and or even unlrelated forums I
will.
[IscaBBS Policy Discussion> msg #44677 (20 remaining)] Read cmd -> Next

Jan 10, 2007 19:45 from R Lee Ermey
Then you're gonna come back here and cry and say you're being picked on when
you get KO'ed for bein off-topic, right?   see ya then!
[IscaBBS Policy Discussion> msg #44678 (19 remaining)] Read cmd -> Next

Jan 10, 2007 19:44 from Necro
Why don't you tell them the whole truth Rouse?
That you DARED me to do it.  That you promised me that you would sue my pants
off if I said anything like that about you.  Well, there it is body.
You got your wish and discovered to your chagrin that while you were bluffing,
I was not.

And for a good laugh, Google the terms "Michael Rouse" and "iscabbs"
God it must suck to be you!
[IscaBBS Policy Discussion> msg #44679 (18 remaining)] Read cmd -> Profile user

User to profile? [FULL PROFILE] (Necro) ->

Necro
Todd Sedlak
#6 River Chase Drive
Rensselaer, NY  12144
Phone: (518) 533-9881
Email: fist13@hotmail.com
WWW: http://fist13.bebo.com
Last on: 1/10/2007 17:38 until 21:38 from cpe-74-70-51-191.nycap.res.rr.com
User# 573846

 I firmly believe that the user Whisper, aka Michael Rouse, has inappropriately
 touched minors.  I also believe that he has used his position as an educator
 for same.  He has been accused of inappropriate conduct by numerous parties in
 the past, and should be investigated immediately.

[IscaBBS Policy Discussion> msg #44679 (18 remaining)] Read cmd -> Change
config

(-- anonymous -- <>/28380) I'm sorry -- asking for the impossible will get you nowhere.

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 23:40:16 -0600

I'm sorry -- asking for the impossible will get you nowhere.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28379) does he have history of anything intelligent mikey ever said?

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 07:50:39 -0600

does he have history of anything *intelligent* mikey ever said?

(-- anonymous -- <>/28378) How do you know?

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 11:20:16 -0600

How do you know?

(-- anonymous -- <>/28377) The only room Secretary doesn't have a history of is The Womens ...

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 13:30:17 -0600

The only room Secretary doesn't have a history of is The Womens Room.
Haha.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28376) 1993

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 07:10:16 -0600

(-- anonymous -- <>/28375) 2003? That barely even counts as ISCA history. That was, lik...

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 02:50:16 -0600

2003?  That barely even *counts* as ISCA history.  That was, like, the
beginning of the wind-down.  Much the same for anything that starts with a "2".
(It *would* be kind of interesting to know what the apex was -- the max number
of users/queued people we had.  It must've been crazy high.)

(-- anonymous -- <>/28374) Secretary, who died and appointed you "ISCA Historian"? Oh wait....

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 19:30:17 -0600


Secretary, who died and appointed you "ISCA Historian"? Oh wait. No one died.
You appointed youself "ISCA Historian." WTF do we need one for?? Does anyone
care (other than you)? Your posts show up in strange off topic places and it's
fucking annoying. Your posts, like ISCA, are so obsolete. When ISCA ceases to
exkst, are you going to try to sell yearbooks? Get a life... off ISCA. Maybe
Oppie will give a seminar entitled "How to Hook Up with a Minor and Convince
People that it was the Kid' Fault." Or maybe Pally will give you free stalking
lessons. Whatever it takes to not see posts about who which users got laid on
Noveber 22, 2003.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28373) I hear Turd Leela still keeps it's cock in a jar in their awesom...

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 05:00:24 -0600

I hear Turd Leela still keeps it's cock in a jar in their awesome Vette!
A Vette? WTF? Is this the 80's? I betcha that Leela has a mullet too.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28372) So what? Leave me the fuck alone. Grow up!

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 18:00:17 -0600


So what? Leave me the fuck alone. Grow up!

  laughs

(-- anonymous -- <>/28371) oppie still has the birthday lists, dontcha Oppie?!

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 18:00:16 -0600

oppie still has the birthday lists, dontcha Oppie?!

(-- anonymous -- <>/28370) I porked Leela in her MR2 in '98 when she wuz still hot

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 14:20:20 -0600

I porked Leela in her MR2 in '98 when she wuz still hot

(-- anonymous -- <>/28369) biscuit implies female. i only stuck the male biscuits in my mou...

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 12:10:17 -0600

biscuit implies female. i only stuck the male biscuits in my mouth. stop this
shit on isca n sign my petition

(-- anonymous -- <>/28368) Jan 23, 2012 16:23 from River Rat

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 11:30:18 -0600


Jan 23, 2012 16:23 from River Rat
Jan 23, 2012 14:56 from Bdot
what's a flying buscuit?
[Babble> msg #26042158

Think of the restaurant that throws you a biscuit/roll.

A 10 year old biscuit..

(-- anonymous -- <>/28367) GAYson is not moderating this f**kin' forum. Make this shit stop...

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 15:40:16 -0600

GAYson is not moderating this f**kin' forum. Make this shit stop on ISCA!
Sign my petition so I can jerk and spooge all over it. I can't get enough cocks
in my mouth! Millions of peaches, peaches for me, million of peters, peters for
me. Millions of weiners for me. I got a warrent [sic]. got a degree in
babysitting from nambla

(-- anonymous -- <>/28366) isn't she a trans?

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 15:30:19 -0600

isn't she a trans?

(-- anonymous -- <>/28365) dumb ass, vettes dont have a back seat. try again, drive thru

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 15:30:18 -0600

dumb ass, vettes dont have a back seat. try again, drive thru

(-- anonymous -- <>/28364) and in the back of her 'vette

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 11:30:16 -0600

and in the back of her 'vette

(-- anonymous -- <>/28363) And yet you want to bang her like a screen door in a hurricane

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 11:20:16 -0600

And yet you want to bang her like a screen door in a hurricane

(-- anonymous -- <>/28362) Good god...Leela is stupid.

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 11:10:17 -0600

Good god...Leela is stupid.

If you ever read any post Oppie The Molester makes on here, you'd realize that
he's one of the biggest morons on this planet.

(Turanga Leela/28361) Oh good grief. We know that Oppie is at least bi, and fucked up ...

Turanga Leela@rss.iscabbs.com — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 06:25:00 -0600

Oh good grief. We know that Oppie is at least bi, and fucked up once. The same
could be said for any guy over 18 who has banged his under-age girlfriend (or
boyfriend). It's in the past and he has paid the price as well as having been
humiliated here and elsewhere for years. Let it go.

Even though he's still an idiot, but not as moronic as you anons who don't have
the guts to flame people under your own username.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28360) Y'know what... that's kinda dirty pool. I mean, yeah, he f***ed...

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 03:40:18 -0600

Y'know what... that's kinda dirty pool.  I mean, yeah, he f***ed up.  But,
really?  Keeping that around for pasting?  You got some sort of hangup?  The
number of users here in their *20's* -- much less under the age of majority --
can be counted on the fingers of one hand.  Perhaps it's time we pretended we
were adults?

As for you, Oppie -- if you don't want to read bad things, don't read Ambush>.
Likewise, Weird>.  Most the rest of the BBS has rules against this stuff.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28359) Aug 24, 2004 14:54 from Opie Taylor

Sat, 21 Jan 2012 21:20:20 -0600


Aug 24, 2004 14:54 from Opie Taylor

At the time it happened, I was bi-sexual.
Now, i am straight.
Won't have anything to do with a guy.
This 10 year old boy who's mother was a friend of the person I was staying with
came over.  He asked if I had any batteries for the toy he had in his hand, and
i said nope.  So he barged his way in and then kept on asking me if I had any
batteries.  While he was snooping around the trailer.  I said nope.  He didn't
find any.  So I went into my room, hoping he would leave.  So I turn on my
radio and started to listen to a Queen tape.  Bohemian Rhapsody and all those
songs.  He follows me back to my room and then we start talking about music and
songs.
Before all this happened, he would tease me and call me faggot and all those
other names.  I would never hit him or anything like that.
So as we were sitting there on the bed talking about music, I said I wanted to
lay down and goto sleep.  He didn't leave, so I crawled under the covers and
tried to goto sleep.  He then asked me.  I am not lieing here, he did ask me.
What it is like being gay.  And if I wanted to suck his dick.  I kept on
telling him no, and he kept on asking.  So i gave in and did it.  He never
came.  being how young he was.  Then he asks me if he could suck on me and I
gave in again.  So he does that.  I never come.  Then that was the end of that.
He left and nothing else happened after that day.  I think he just wanted to
experiment like all kids do when they are young.
Since that day, i have babysat kids and haven't had any problems.  Then I
became a live in babysitter for this one family.  That lasted for a while, I
never touched the two kids sexually or anyway like that.  One night, they come
home from the bar.  The family i was baby sitting for the wife was a stripper
and worked at a strip bar.  She is a nice slim gal.  Ok, they come home from
the bar and ask me to drive their car to a town that is 20 miles away.  And
they were going to follow me in the girls car they were taking home.  So I do
tat and they never show up.  So as I was driving back, I get pulled over for
speeding.  And luck as it is, I had a warrent in another county.  So they lock
me up and wait for extradition.  They have the car impounded, and they find
drug paraphenalia in it which wasn't mine and some herbal tobacco.  So I get
arrested for the pipes.  AS I was there, two detectives come up from the county
where my warrant was in and wanted to ask me about some things that might have
been happening at the trailer I was staying at.  I tel them no.  Then I blurt
out that i would like to tell them a story and ask them if i would get in
trouble if i did tell them.  And they said dependes on what story i tell them.
So I tell them about the 10 year old boy.  The next day comes and they come and
question me more on the story I told them.  They ask me if i was around any
more kids, and I said yes, and tell them all the people I have babysat for.  So
they go off and start questioning all those people.  everyone said i was a good
babysitter and didn't touch any of their kids.  Then they get to the house
where i was a live in baby sitter and the parents tell the detectives that the
neighbor girl come over and walked into the house and saw me stick my finger
into a little girls vagina.  Wich I never did.  i would never do that.  So the
detective s investigate all that, and have the kids got a psychiatrist and they
get questioned to see if i touched them, and they the kids say no.  So the
detectives come back and question me some more and say that I did touch the
girl when I tell them that I didn't.  So The keep on doing their tactics saying
that I did do it.  And I keep saying that i didn't.
So then I get charged for the 10 year old boy and the little girl.  I sat in
jail for a while, and they would come and question me more.  And I would still
tell them that I never touched the girl.  Court date comes, and the throw a
plea bargain in front of me to go with an open plea.  So I do that.  I probably
could have faught and won.  And it was a bench trial, no jury or any of that
other stuff.  So i take the open plea bargain.  The plea bargain was for 180
days in jail, and 2 years of probation and take a sex ofender counseling.  The
only place open for that was a group.  So I do that.  And the sex offender
counseling kicked me out of the group, because they said I wouldn't do any of
the activities that they wanted us offenders to do.  So they kicked me out.
That violated my probation.  I goto court again and they sentence me to 5
years in prison.  I serve 2 1/2 years on good time.  I get out on parole, and I
was ordered to get the ankle bracelet, for home arrest.  The house I paroled ou
to didn't have a phone so I couldn't do that.  So I went and lived down the
street which was the nephew house of the person I was staying at, these guys
were 30 years old, not kid nephews.  They had a phone, so i call my parole
officer up and they come out and arrest me, because I was to close to a
preschool.  So they violated my parole and I spend another year in prison.

The time between what happened and the 10 year old was 4 years.
So now I have to register for 10 years. and that is all.

So now will you guys leave me the fuck alone abou tthe damn story.
Now you know what the fuck happened,  You can believe it or not.
My friends are still my friends.
But what actually happened in this story happened the way I told it.
So leave me alone about it.

[Babble> msg #23564333

(-- anonymous -- <>/28358) The Opie confession is coming up soon! Straight from the immorta...

Sat, 21 Jan 2012 19:30:17 -0600


The Opie confession is coming up soon! Straight from the immortal archives of
Isca, thanks to Riddick.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28357) Lonesome

Sat, 21 Jan 2012 19:20:16 -0600


Lonesome
WWW: http://oppie.dnsalias.net:8181/~oppie/
Last on: 4/14/2005 0:11 until 2:22

 http://www.petitiononline.com/opie/petition.html
 Please sign this petition.
 Make this stuff stop on ISCA.

(River Rat/28356) And I am not NAMBLA boy. I don't care what the fuck you say. D...

River Rat@rss.iscabbs.com — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 18:35:00 -0600

And I am not NAMBLA boy.  I don't care what the fuck you say.  Don't you have
a life to live other than come on here and make fun of people.  Did your mother
not give you enough titty when you was a little kid?  Grow the fuck up.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28355) River Rat is going to set up another petition to "Make this shit...

Sat, 21 Jan 2012 16:10:17 -0600

River Rat is going to set up another petition to "Make this shit stop on Isca".
*snicker*

NAMBLA-boy can't handle the heat.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28354) What?

Fri, 20 Jan 2012 03:10:18 -0600

What?

(PsychoSy/28353) >

PsychoSy@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 19:45:00 -0600

>
> COPPER: Yes, Puffergoose has already made it clear
> that the American flag is America. When you burn
> the flag (even if it's your flag), you are
> committing arson and murder and making the
> Baby Jesus cry.
>

Wait a goddamned second ...

I thought Puffer confused the flag with his Hustler subscription?!? Oh shit -
that's right: the flag is the flag, and America is a Vinyl Val sex doll. Except
when the flag is engulfed in flames at which point it auto-magically becomes
America/Vinyl Val by proxy ... or something along those lines.

*shakes head*

Christ, back to Mana Khemia 2 here.

I'd rather listen to Flay rationalize his fuckin' pathology ...

(Get Organized/28352) KAM doesn't actually watch. He just makes sure the video streami...

Get Organized@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 09:11:00 -0600

KAM doesn't actually watch. He just makes sure the video streaming of MIKEY and
Paladin Gimp having sex is going smooth, including supplying the KY jelly.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28351) watches what?

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 12:00:18 -0600

watches what?

(-- anonymous -- <>/28350) MIKEY likes to Fuck Pally Wally in the ass while KAM watches

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 15:30:17 -0600

MIKEY likes to Fuck Pally Wally in the ass while KAM watches

(-- anonymous -- <>/28349) All of us?

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 12:10:18 -0600


 All of us?

(-- anonymous -- <>/28348) KAM...there are 5 of us online presently. Figure out who thinks...

Sun, 15 Jan 2012 10:50:17 -0600

KAM...there are 5 of us online presently.  Figure out who thinks you're an
asshole!

(-- anonymous -- <>/28347) The surprising part is that Chappy sucked a human dick.

Sun, 15 Jan 2012 01:50:17 -0600

The surprising part is that Chappy sucked a human dick.
Usually, he's found out back sucking goat dick.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28346) Chappy will suck any dick with enough money for a hit of crystal...

Sat, 14 Jan 2012 18:50:17 -0600

Chappy will suck any dick with enough money for a hit of crystal meth.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28345) Chappy sucked my dick at an ISCAnic!

Sat, 14 Jan 2012 15:30:19 -0600

Chappy sucked my dick at an ISCAnic!

(-- anonymous -- <>/28344) You are all a bunch of fuckers.

Sat, 14 Jan 2012 15:30:18 -0600

You are all a bunch of fuckers.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28343) Holyl cow Mama K.

Sat, 14 Jan 2012 13:00:18 -0600

Holyl cow Mama K.
You're a fan of the Texans. Big deal.
Of course, I bet its because you've fucked half of the team. The other half,
well, they're the intelligent ones. They wouldn't touch a diseased pig like
yourself.

(Lochner/28342) I stand by my defense of my seasoned dork.

Lochner@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 03:58:00 -0600

I stand by my defense of my seasoned dork.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28341) Don't look now but that post wasn't directed at you. And that's...

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 04:00:19 -0600

Don't look now but that post wasn't directed at you.  And that's Mr Fuckface to
you buddy.

(Lochner/28340) Since when is a 3 inch dong "micro" fuckface! I use ALL OF IT!

Lochner@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 03:51:00 -0600

Since when is a 3 inch dong "micro" fuckface!  I use ALL OF IT!

(-- anonymous -- <>/28339) his is actually one thing I really like about the engineering of...

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 03:50:18 -0600

his is actually one thing I really like about the engineering of the IS350 I
have... it's geared very aggressively,

You still have a micro weenie.

(Lochner/28338) That's it? That's your "ambush"? Geesh.

Lochner@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 03:22:00 -0600

That's it?  That's your "ambush"?  Geesh.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28337) You must be billing a whole hour and a half a day then.

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 03:10:18 -0600

You must be billing a whole hour and a half a day then.

(Lochner/28336) They don't pay for that, I can't bill those hours.

Lochner@rss.iscabbs.com — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 11:20:00 -0600

They don't pay for that, I can't bill those hours.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28335) If you're interested in law school, I'd be happy to talk with

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 11:10:18 -0600

If you're interested in law school, I'd be happy to talk with
  you about it, or the legal career in general.

Tell us how they pay lawyers to be on ISCA all day long.

(Lochner/28334) I don't hate you, man. I find you to be a profoundly pitiable a...

Lochner@rss.iscabbs.com — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 06:50:00 -0600


I don't hate you, man.  I find you to be a profoundly pitiable and sad little
human person.  It's hard to hate a lonely puppy, even if he bites.  He doesn't
know any better, he's not psychologically capable of anything else.

I don't read Ambush because I don't really care about the flaming.  I unzapped
because I had it on good authority that *I* was being discussed in here, and I
wanted to set the record straight, but I can't, becauuse the record is
confidential and, of course, you, being the utter coward that you are, will not
waive confidentiality so that I can may tell the truth.

Instead, we get another round of masturbation.

(PsychoSy/28333) And the thing I keep on noticing like sunrise is that these "eve...

PsychoSy@rss.iscabbs.com — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 06:43:00 -0600

And the thing I keep on noticing like sunrise is that these "every single other
users" don't exist. Except for the half dozen motherfuckers I named years ago,
still name today, and will continue to name tomorrow, next month, and the year
after that -- whenever and wherever the case may be.

Half a dozen doesn't a BBS make - even on this dead motherfucker of one. Hence
the reason I call 'em ISCA's Resident Narcisscists. They believe this BBS, this
country, hell the whole galaxy revolves around their drab, predictable,
cookie-cuttered lady-finger attention spans and EverQuest lives and they're
forever entitled to fawning lipservice by their groupies in their
clickity-cliques (i.e. the silent majority). Oh, and don't forget about how
much they're ohhhh soooo deserving of tax cuts, preferential treatment, and
keys to the city for wiping their powdered asses, and blowing their noses with
iddy-widdy centrist pinkies extended ...

Wretched-assed infantile Kiddults still stuck in high school ...

Last time they pulled their "PsychoSy Is The Crazy Hitler Of ISCA" burlesque
routine, I went and looked for evidence of their claims of everybody hating me
on here by simply unzapping Ambush> and started reading. Seemed logical enough:
if I'm sooooo hated, I'll find it here amongst 145 posts ... and found *ZERO*.
Not one post single rant, rave, piss, and moan about me out of 145 posts that
smeared Lochner, MIKEY, Copper, Knightshade, and Paladin Grendel at an 80 to 1
ratio mixxed with the occassional name dropping of WORF, Gespalder, Mama K, and
Crystal Lonetree.

That's it.

So much for their claims ...

Bottom line is I long pegged the bastards as being just like Al-Queda, the
Religious Right, and centrists/independents: demogogic drama-whore
concern trolling shitbags who have manufactured themselves into some big super
majority with much power, stroke, leverage and yet ammount to nothing of the
sort. Half dozen; a full dozen tops. And its hilarious when they tell me (or
anyone else they're trying to filch their dope from if I'm not around) to "grow
up" ...

*blinks*

It's the *LAST* thing they want. Why?!? Grown ups don't feed their trolling
asses for that long (certainly not 20 years with empty Enemies Lists) nor are
they gonna keep rolling over on command without complaint or a fight for long.
Secondly, whenever they roar "grow up", they really mean the opposite: GROW THE
FUCK DOWN! Dumb your ass down, know your place and role on this BBS as well as
socieity at large, and cast another fucking retarded vote so I can keep mine --
fuck you and yours ...

(Lochner/28332) "...on the same level of still trying to figure how Lochner can ...

Lochner@rss.iscabbs.com — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 02:54:00 -0600


"...on the same level of still trying to figure how Lochner can still justify
some stupid projectionist notion that I post just to read myself yammer in
light of seeing [Post By Lochner Killed] on my screen 3 to 6 times in a row at
least once a week ..."

  Well, as usual, you aren't actually offering any argument against that
  conclusion, you're merely offering the ipse dixit that it's wrong.

  The reason I think you post to see your name in pretty lights is that you
  don't actually engage in substantive discussion.  Ever.  You don't
  acknowledge or respond to other people's ideas or criticisms of your posts,
  you just re-post another eighten-page novella full of allusions that you
  clearly find to be terribly clever, though that cute patina wore thin on
  about the 9th time you said, "Shiavotastic."

  Whether I also post for the sake of seeing my name in pretty lights isn't
  relevant to the question of whether you do.  And you do.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28331) The thing is Psycho, every single other user here finds your pos...

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 02:50:18 -0600

The thing is Psycho, every single other user here finds your posts drivel.

It's not one random isca cretin.  It's everyone.

Remember the 4th rule of flaming- when everyone is against you, the reason
can't POSSIBLY be that you're an asshole!


(or virtually unintelligible in your case)

(PsychoSy/28330) I'm still wondering who the fuck died and made some random ISCA ...

PsychoSy@rss.iscabbs.com — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 22:02:00 -0600

I'm still wondering who the fuck died and made some random ISCA cretin the
expert paragon of declaring what is and is not drivel -- on the same level of
still trying to figure how Lochner can still justify some stupid projectionist
notion that I post just to read myself yammer in light of seeing [Post By
Lochner Killed] on my screen 3 to 6 times in a row at least once a week ...

(Kena/28329) Yeah, but, see, the vast majority of other users don't put out d...

Kena@rss.iscabbs.com — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 10:51:00 -0600

Yeah, but, see, the vast majority of other users don't put out drivel.  So I
don't *have* a reason to put them on my enemies' list.  In a sense, you should
take pride: while there are users here (e.g., PG&PG) with whom I violently
disagree, it's still possible to interact with them in a reasonable,
occasionally productive manner.

You, however, are an -- perhaps *the* -- exception.  And now that I acknowledge
I can't fix it, I guess I'll stop trying.  So enjoy my nonanonymity[sic].

(Lochner/28328) He said, "e-list me."

Lochner@rss.iscabbs.com — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 09:57:00 -0600

He said, "e-list me."

(Lochner/28327) As much as I'd love to ignore you, you occassionally post in roo...

Lochner@rss.iscabbs.com — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 09:55:00 -0600


As much as I'd love to ignore you, you occassionally post in rooms I FM, so e-
listing you isn't an option for me.  I'd love to ignore Puffergoose, too, same
issue.

I have learned, however, that substantive engagement with you is pointless, so
I don't bother.  I hold out some slim shred of hope for Puffer, though I don't
know why.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28326) what?

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 10:00:18 -0600

what?

(PsychoSy/28325) >

PsychoSy@rss.iscabbs.com — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 09:10:00 -0600

>
> But part of that is the fact that we
> don't have to listen to your drivel.
>

PLANET EARTH TO ANOYMOUS FUCKTARD: YES YOU DO!

Why?!?

Because ...

>
> I've never had anyone on my enemies list ...
>

.... YOU HAPPENED AGAIN!

And you have kept happening again every single day on ISCA for the last 20
years with your *EMPTY* enemies list, and it's the very thing everybody in this
sordid little drama has in common: EMPTY FUCKING ENEMIES LISTS! And as long as
your Enemy List remains empty, you are essentially saying to everybody on this
BBS, "I automatically concede putting up with your drivel because I'm too
fucking stupid and lazy to know any better by populating my Enemies Lists!"

>
> You just might get there.
>

NEWSFLASH: The day that happens is the same day all that complicated stuff in
the movie "White Man Can't Jump" where the fictional Gloria tried to beat into
the fictional loser Billy who kept gettign hustled because of his stupidity in
trusting the very hustlers and swindlers he hung around with suddenly stops
being complicated, stops being fictional, and ...*gasp* ... YOU CEASE HAPPENING
AGAIN!

In other words, if you can't stand me or anybody on ISCA -- there's no "might"
to it nor any complication at all in the process in solving the problem
forever. Rise from dead ass, open "Enemies List", add "PsychoSy" (or anybody
else you can't stand on ISCA), and move on with your big bad self, muthafuckah.
It's the very reason the function is there: MORE POWER TO YOU, MORON-BOY!
Afterall, *YOU* are 100% to blame everything displayed on your monitor at any
given moment - PERIOD.

So am I.

The difference is I know how to press the space bar without comment 95% of time
on here, how to populate my Enemies List with those I can't stand, never agreed
with, never have, never will, and can't afford to waste time and bandwidth
dignifying with a bitch, piss, whine, and moan, and how to click the big "X"
the upper right corner of Firefox, etc.

*shrug*

Drama, anger, and depression are guaranteed in life.

Suffering is optional.

(Lochner/28324) My personal opinion is that PsychoSy is not interested in discus...

Lochner@rss.iscabbs.com — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 05:31:00 -0600

My personal opinion is that PsychoSy is not interested in discussing anything.

He's interested in showing off, primarily by shouting the very simple-minded
opinions he hears elsewhere as loudly, and with as much rhetorical complexity
as he can manage, interspersed with as many allusions as he can hastily Google,
in some misguided belief that, because he feels stupid when he sees references
made by other people that he doesn't immediately comprehend, and becauuse he
(mistakenly) assumes those people are smarter than him, he'll make us all feel
dumb by comparison by doing the same.

He manages only to defeat the very purpose of the written word, which is to
accurately convey meaning and understanding.  Instead, he inhibits clarity and
inflates weak ideas with showy rhetoric.  When he first returned, I attempted
to engage him on the substance of his arguments, and not once has he deigned to
indulge that offer, he simply repeats some other half-cocked blatherskite he's
dug up.

He doesn't have a discussion.  He shouts and shouts, and then waits for his
turn to shout again, taking no cognizance of what anybody else says or thinks,
but only using other posts on the BBS as a jumping-off point for yet another
another overwrought post full of retreaded linguistic gymnastics.

He's apparantly aware of this, and acknowledges that it's his style, and that
he's here specifically to post this way and watch the ants scurry in response,
and that's fine.  But it just makes him a troll, throwing much cold water on
his theory that we sycophantic simpletons among the proletariate can't handle
his message.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28323) Congrats, Psycho. Lochner's post did get me to revisit your... ...

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 05:30:22 -0600

Congrats, Psycho.  Lochner's post did get me to revisit your... rant.  I got to
about 30% before I ran out of air.  And, y'know what?  You're still a fuckin'
loser.  As for your "log the fuck off sauce," well, if you have any knowledge
of how the Internet worked before the web, you'd know that trolls in newsgroups
were a huge issue -- they kill dialog, and make actual discourse impossible. 
You know, the *REASONS* people use open forums.  Not -- as you seem to think --
so someone can sit on a soapbox and rant to the heavens.  I'm sorry, dude, but
you are plain and simple wrong.  You may have your opinions, and you're welcome
to them, whatever they may be -- welcome to the First Amendment.  But part of
that is the fact that we don't have to listen to your drivel.  You somehow
think the Tragedy of the Commons is irrelevant to whether or not you should be
allowed to hijaack any and all conversations you join.  It's not.  And,
therefore, you are not welcome to join said conversations.

I've never had anyone on my enemies list, and that goes back almost 20 years. 
You just might get there.

(Lochner/28322) I'd be happy to explain the truth, if he'll waive confidentialit...

Lochner@rss.iscabbs.com — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 05:21:00 -0600

I'd be happy to explain the truth, if he'll waive confidentiality, but he won't
becauuse he's an intellectual coward.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28321) I am shocked to hear that.

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 05:20:25 -0600

I am shocked to hear that.

(Lochner/28320) PsychoSy's recitation of his deletion history in Inside Politics...

Lochner@rss.iscabbs.com — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 04:58:00 -0600


PsychoSy's recitation of his deletion history in Inside Politics> is factually
inaccurate.  I'm not sorting through all of his onanistic drivel to see what
confidentaility he's waived or not, so I won't get into details.  Suffice it to
say that his narrative is more fiction than not.

(Get Organized/28319) Eww...MIKEY's telling anon punk to help himself to santorum in t...

Get Organized@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 06:44:00 -0600

Eww...MIKEY's telling anon punk to help himself to santorum in the toilet bowl.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28318) Kudos, MIKEY, that was well played.

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 18:10:19 -0600

Kudos, MIKEY, that was well played.

(MIKEY/28317) Wow, that was clever! Now go get yourself a candy out of the bo...

MIKEY@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 14:45:00 -0600

Wow, that was clever!  Now go get yourself a candy out of the bowl.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28316) User to profile? (Luke) -> Who Is MIKEYs Lover

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 11:20:17 -0600

User to profile? (Luke) -> Who Is MIKEYs Lover
There is no user Who Is MIKEYs Lover on this BBS.

What? Are you ignoring Pally Wally and his teenie tiny weinie?

(-- anonymous -- <>/28315) I'm not sure you could trademark it, withouth some sort of cor...

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 02:50:18 -0600

I'm not sure you *could* trademark it, withouth some sort of corresponding
commerce.  After all, it's the mark of your trade.  And it's too short to
copyright.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28314) You didn't trademark anything. It isn't in the patent office.

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 15:30:19 -0600

You didn't trademark anything.  It isn't in the patent office.

(MIKEY/28313) Hey Sy, I trade marked the "pussy anon" phrase so stop using it ...

MIKEY@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 04:06:00 -0600

Hey Sy, I trade marked the "pussy anon" phrase so stop using it please.  Or
send me $1.29 each time you do.  Carry on.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28312) Nope. I started on the first line, then my eyes wandered down a...

Thu, 29 Dec 2011 04:40:18 -0600

Nope.  I started on the first line, then my eyes wandered down and saw the
"12%", and I was like, "Fuck.  Screw that."  Paged through the rest for a
pagecount, and that was that.  Honestly, I just couldn't care less about your
opinions.  You are truly a tribute to your handle, and I see no reason to
bother.

(PsychoSy/28311) I find it amusing that a pussy anon is trying to shill and whore...

PsychoSy@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 02:30:00 -0600

I find it amusing that a pussy anon is trying to shill and whore themsevles as
the cat's ass by claiming to have ignored "eight screens of stuff" but
apparently not enough to justify counting it, and yet has the audacity to call
me the idiot. Ironic thing is most people who claim "tl;dr" in response to me
are lying bitches. They read every vowel and consonate, and the moment I ever
hit a nerve and rattle their chain really good, they try to push back with
something I buried in the 4th or 6th paragraph they alledgely never read in the
first place ...

(-- anonymous -- <>/28309) WOW. Over eight screens of stuff I'm going to completely ignore...

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 05:10:21 -0600

WOW.  Over eight screens of stuff I'm going to completely ignore.  Well-done,
PsychoSy.  Though I think I'm now going to re-christen you: IdiotSy.  Seems
like that was an *awful* lot of effort for... what?  To listen to yourself
type?  I am, honestly, almost in awe of your arrogance and stupidity.
G'bye.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28307) wanna kill this forum? everyone post anon for a few weeks, and ...

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 05:10:21 -0600

wanna kill this forum?  everyone post anon for a few weeks, and users that are
directly referenced by username ignore the jabs.  the anon abusers will wither
and die and either someone will disable the anon function, thereby making this
forum valid AND entertaining or it will fade away like it should in its present
form.

(PsychoSy/28306) >

PsychoSy@rss.iscabbs.com — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 04:04:00 -0600

>
> Oh, and Psycho?  It's not called a vacuum.  It's called peace and quiet.
>

*blinks*

Out of the years I've been here, I've never found the Peace And Quiet> forum on
ISCA. Ever. Gee, maybe because its fucking redundant. Defeats the purpose.
Plus, during the days of the queue, there was never any peace and quiet going
on since every day there was at least 10 seperate running topics going on. So
when the shitbags got done smacking each other round, the room kept scrolling
because of those other running topics. As opposed to peace and quiet. You want
peace and quiet so bad?!? Have a warm tall glass of LOG THE FUCK OFF SAUCE!!
Aww, was that too complicated?!?

>
> I know Lochner well enough to ...
>

Yup, and I know Lochner enough to know that he fits the psychological profile
of a douchekite who -- if he were running a blog instead of Inside> -- would
immediately post comments to his own posts using 4 seperate accounts in order
manufacture the illusions of consent and dialogue (something he doesn't have to
do here thanks to his clique of high-school hive-minded groupies) just as he
would (ab)use the Anonymous function to get behind somebody's killfile. In
other words, he and Duncan Black/Atrios share the same cerebrum, same
personality disorders, shit might even share the same social security number
and birth certificate ...

>
> be able to state that if you got kicked out, you earned it.
>

Nice try, but no -- he didn't give me time nor the opportunity to *REALLY* earn
that kick-out which I was in the process of doing. He kicked me out for
countering "What?" with "Orp!" too many times for his powdered wig wearing ass
and his fucking little fractal groupies. On ISCA, that's as close to committing
the sin of "hitting too close to home" with one's snark as it gets. ISCA's
resident narcisscists and sociopaths have a low tolerance for having the same
tables spun run back at 'em. And like I said, I was in the process of really
hitting too close to home with my snark and really earning my kick out since
all my subsequent posts after that "Orp Of Mass Ban-Sauce" was gonna be written
like a WWE RAW promo ...

---------
*cue Stone Colds music*

JIM ROSS (orgy-mode): OMG!! OMG!! HERE HE COMES! STONE COLD PSYCHOSY!! THE
RATTLESNAKE OF ISCA IS HERE!

KING: "Business in Inside Politics> is about to pick up now!"

JIM ROSS: "Absolutely, King, and with Puffergoose and Lochner already in the
ring, it has suddenly become too big to contain their egos. Especially the ego
of one Stone Cold - the most high-toned SOB in the history of this business.
This is gonna be a slobber-knocker ..."

STONE COLD SY: *puts mic to mouth briefly feining to talk*

CROWD: "WHAT?!?!"

STONE COLD SY: "You stupid bastards. I haven't even started yet and you're
hitting me what your "whats" so don't make me come down there and stomp
mudholes in ya sorry parakeeting asses when I want to save all that mudhole
stomping for these two sonsabitches ..."

CROWD: "WHAT?!?!"

STONE COLD SY: "Orp! Orp, Orp! Like a bunch of seals. Are you god damned
deaf?!? Got Ann Coulter's strap-on dilrod stuck in your ear?!? I said I want to
save it for these two!"

CROWD: "WHAT?!?"
------

>
> Personally, I agree with Lochner on issues about
> as much as I disagree with him -- but he's a
> rational person, who's willing to ...
>

.... let you yammer on and on and on and on espousing the same old tired useless
worthless shit cobbled together from worthless rightwing and centrist think
tanks, special interests, and co-opted newspapers that has not worked, never
generated results, never will generate results unless those results include the
further empowerment of the rich, the embalment of the poor, and the continued
pussification and privatization of America one social service at a time. All
the while hoping like hell the rest of the great unwashed mensch continue to
hock their brains, pawn their wallets, hold their schnozzolas, and cast another
30 years of fucking retarded rewarding and enabling votes.

Indeed such people get labled "rational" because, unlike me, they entertain
such bullshit and happily let people alone to embrace their inner Chainsaw Al
Dunlap and not only fuck up their own lives, but the lives of many others for
generations to come. Me?!? I run it through the Dr. Phil/Dr. Drew/Ceasar Milan
CBT/DBT wringer, and discredit it with simple direct and honest
itstheveekustlink, g'bye.

>
> Your opinion of "dialog" is to ...
>

Automatically (and accurately) assume every single policy since the pardoning
of Nixon up until this very day is nothing but more of the same the old, tired,
cookie-cuttered, drab, predictable pile of bullshit that's been sprinked with
just enough powdered sugar and parsely by the centrist-extremist to pass the
smell and taste test. And just like the NPD and Borderline/DID these polices
are baked in, they are not geared (never was, never will be) towards generating
the oft-parakeeted results for the great unwashed. Quite the opposite, such
policies are deliberately cooked to mirror, reflect, increase, and maintain
America's inherit NPD -- i.e. the gaping maw between the *HAVES* and
*HAVE-NOTS* walking in bipartisan lockstep with the matching gaping maw between
America's narcisscistic *TALK* and its *WALK*.

>
> Honestly, I don't even know why you come here -- your
> only function in life, as far as I can tell, is to
> shout your opinions to the moon, and fuck whoever
> disagrees with them; they are, by definition,
> idiots, unworthy of your respect.
>

Yup.

What I can I say?!?

Centrists taught me very well ... ;)

Evidence?!?

>
> You, sir, are perhaps the most arrogant,
> egotistical megamoniacal person it's ever
> been my distinct displeasure to make the
> acquaintance of.
>

Exhibit A - right there. Since it was fence jockey house wiggering centrists
that given me a crash course on how to be an arrogant, egotistical megamonical
SOB they themselves are when the lights and cameras are off and its not an
election cycle, I have become their direct competition and their biggest threat
since I don't bother with such fucking fake and fraudlent smoke blowing
pretense -- I outgrew such infantile Kiddult shit since the 2000 election.
Hence why nobody -- not even Paladin Stalker -- has anything I ever said or did
dated pre-2000 because *DING* *DING* *DING* I was a good cookie-cuttered
parakeeting fin-clapping fractal and mindless voter-drone like the rest of this
BBS and greater society between 1997 and 2000.

None of that registers or matters -- anything I ever said raised no hackles and
offended nobody. Oh, but as soon I came off the centrist reseveration after the
Election 2000 and -- ever since the 2008 election of President Aceveda -- made
it crystal clear that I'm not (and never was) a DLC/Third Way house wiggering
Hockacrat anymore than I was batshit insane rightwing Jebus freak that never
ventured outside of BC&I that I renounced in 1997, suddenly I'm the Glen
Beckian scourge of ISCA. And every time somebody gives ISCA's "Villain
Rotation" wheel a big spin, the sumbitch must land on me and nobody else.

Bullshit.

Mmmkay ...?!?

Bullshit.

When all is said and done and when ISCA signs off like Brinta and ShadowBBS
before, I guarantee -- guaran-fucking-tee -- that the vast majority of people
that'll remember this BBS will have seen ...

[Post by Lochner killed]
[Post by Knightshade killed]
[Post by Copper Lethe killed]
[Post by Paladin Grendel killed]
[Post by WORF Killed]
[Post by MIKEY Killed]
[Post by Bearwalker/Okracoke Killed]
[Post by Dr. No Killed]
[Post/Flirt by MAMA K killed - brain bleach deployed]
[Post by Puffergoose killed]
[Post by KAM killed]
[Post by Falcon killed]

.... and many others float across their screen than ...

[Post by PsychoSy killed] ...

(-- anonymous -- <>/28305) And yet again, MIKEY shows his complete inability to parse the w...

Tue, 27 Dec 2011 08:10:19 -0600

And yet again, MIKEY shows his complete inability to parse the written word.

(MIKEY/28304) And the end of the day, though, truly, the only thing that reall...

MIKEY@rss.iscabbs.com — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 06:00:00 -0600

And the end of the day, though, truly, the only thing that really matters is
just how much they lose.

Actually, the only thing that really matters is exposing the anon homophobes
who only express their true anti-gay rhetoric in here and pretend to be so
called "intellectuals" and "progressives" in other forums.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28303) Oh, and Psycho? It's not called a vacuum. It's called peace an...

Tue, 27 Dec 2011 04:00:18 -0600

Oh, and Psycho?  It's not called a vacuum.  It's called peace and quiet.  I
don't, honestly, even know which forum you're talking about, but I know Lochner
well enough to be able to state that if you got kicked out, you earned it. 
Personally, I agree with Lochner on issues about as much as I disagree with him
-- but he's a rational person, who's willing to entertain other trains of
thought, and have actual dialog.  Your opinion of "dialog" is to rant and spew.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I dislike almost every stance that
Paladin Grendel takes, but if I had to choose between him leaving, and you,
you'd be out the ISCA front door so fast you'd leave a cute little cutout like
they did in the Warner Bros. cartoons.  Honestly, I don't even know why you
come here -- your only function in life, as far as I can tell, is to shout your
opinions to the moon, and fuck whoever disagrees with them; they are, by
definition, idiots, unworthy of your respect.

You, sir, are perhaps the most arrogant, egotistical megamoniacal person it's
ever been my distinct displeasure to make the acquaintance of.  And I await
your pages-long rant that -- I'll save you the trouble right now -- I'll
almost-but-not-quite-completely ignore, because painful experience has taught
me that there's simply no reason to bother expending effort on it.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28302) Know what I find funny about those two? PsychoSy's ego is so hu...

Mon, 26 Dec 2011 19:00:18 -0600

Know what I find funny about those two?  PsychoSy's ego is so huge that he
thinks people actually *read* the pages of just freaking weird stuff that spews
from his keyboard.  And MIKEY makes these bizarre generaliztions about the
people who attack him, as if they're some sort of aggregate user, when, quite
possibly, the only two things they share in common the use of ISCA and a
dislike for MIKEY.

And the end of the day, though, truly, the only thing that really matters is
just how much they lose.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28301) Thank you for telling me, '299.

Mon, 26 Dec 2011 14:00:17 -0600

Thank you for telling me, '299.
              -The Lord

(-- anonymous -- <>/28300) no, KKKAM takes it in the ass from his fat-ass pig of a wife.

Mon, 26 Dec 2011 13:30:17 -0600

no, KKKAM takes it in the ass from his fat-ass pig of a wife.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28299) My dear Lord, but the authors of the previous two posts are LOSE...

Mon, 26 Dec 2011 12:50:17 -0600

My dear Lord, but the authors of the previous two posts are LOSERS.

(MIKEY/28298) Again the anons use gay sex as an "attack" on someone while post...

MIKEY@rss.iscabbs.com — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 05:00:00 -0600

Again the anons use gay sex as an "attack" on someone while posting in other
forums about their self described "intellectualism" and about how proggressive
they are.  Very sad that they can only let their true feelings out while
posting as anons in here.

(PsychoSy/28297) >

PsychoSy@rss.iscabbs.com — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 04:11:00 -0600

>
> Dec 25, 2011 23:41 from Giraffe (Forum Moderator)
> Campaigns and candidates and electoral hijinks belong in Inside>.
> Clean up your own mess or I will do it for you.
> [Political Issues And Theory> msg #150999 (0 remaining)] Read cmd -> Next
>

Merry fuckin' humbug, asshole ...

You might wanna grab a mop then because as long as Lochner is subjecting
Inside> to his puritanism, people like me are gonna stay banned for setting his
fainting couch ablaze with "verbal diarhea", popping his narcisscistic bubble,
and refusing to know and observe our station in life -- a station that boils
down to one word: silence. I feel the same about him, it's just I use the two
words Morton Downey Jr. trafficked in: ZIP IT! Oh hells bells, if only the
Lochners of the world could simulataneously contract lockjaw ...

So if all of that that means the occassional non topic thread gets dumped in
here from those banned by Lochner (or zapped the room because they want zero to
do with his sorry still-stuck-in-high-school wretched ass), then it looks like
you're gonna have to start doing something ISCA moderators haven't done since
the days of the queue: earning your keep around here.

Tread very lightly in that endeavor - since this BBS is dead except for the
same 40 to 60 sonsabitches that continue to log in, it's a BBS that is no
longer as much of a BBS as it is as Narco-Dope supply as decribed by Sam Vankin
in his best selling book "Malignant Narcisscism" that's just trying to
manufucture justification for its continued existance. As a result, a BBS that
is more of a Narco-Dope supply and hall of mirrors for the fin-clapping "Orp!
Orp" bleating fractals on here eventually can't afford to rid or ban the very
people responsible for manufacturing and distributing that Narco-Dope by
conflict -- be it genuine or farcical. And once that conflict battery is
re-charged, we see the same damned cookie cuttered and predictable shit unfold
like clockwork that you can mark on your calender:

(*) the same 4 to 5 narcisscists (You, Lochner, WORF, Copper, Knightshade)
re-fighting the same fight with ...

(*) the same source(s) of conflict (Puffergoose, Okracoke, myself)

(*) triggering a 15 to 30 day window of traffic as everybody involved smacks
each other around and

(*) eventually resulting in the same stale-mate and same subsequent 30 to 90
day new post vaccuum in the forum the "fight/debate" happened in until somebody
breaks the silence - occassionally that person breaks that silence with a
non-topical post.

Depending on *WHO* that person is also depends if the next post is from the
Moderator throwing his weight around with his empty-assed threats and
ultimatums -- empty assed because for being regularly shilled and pimped as
ISCA's oldest trolling batshit insane members, those sources of conflict ARE
STILL HERE right alongside the same narcisscistis they've been feeding! They've
never deleted their accounts nor been banned, and as a result, convenient keep
the kabuki going and will continue to do so until one of those asshole
narcisscists who just also happened to be Moderators decides that it might be a
good time to legislate their bruised and battered egos and popped bubbles by
singling one of them out (as well as match all that *TALK* with *WALK*) and
smack 'em with ban stick ...

The alternative is no alternative: they delete their accounts and move on. It's
no alternative because it then forces the same 4 to 5 narcisscists to create
new conflict batteries -- neo-Puffers and neo-Sys -- out of the dwindling
userbase to be the prime pushers and manufacturers of not only their supply of
Narco-dope but recharging their conflict battery so the same old shit can keep
happening and again, and again, and again -- EXACTLY LIKE WASHINGTONG D.C. The
Beltway is nothing if not filled -- literally filled -- with a bunch of stupid
assed defectives still stuck in high school and re-playing the same
pencil-and-paper Dungeons & Dragons module and expecting a different plot,
different orcs, different hobgoblins. Makes one wonder if they weren't ISCA
alumnus at one point in time ...

Personally, I'm still here because its ENTERTAINING AS FUCKALL and -- being the
sick twisted shit I am -- I can't help but nurture the desire see the endgame
to the very end, and that means trying to outlast the sources of conflict as
long as possible to see who the fuck out the remaining user-base becomes to
Neo-Puffers and Neo-MIKEYs once the real McCoys disappear or get purged via
puritanism. Plus I know how the endgame actually ends: the narcisscists eat
their own. When -- not if -- when you Giffaffe and your little clique of
Lochner, WORF, Knightshade, and Copper are forced to canabalize each other,
it's gonna be FUGGGGGINNNNNN GRRRRRRREAT SHIT!!!

So great that its gonna rival ShadowBBS and Brinta, and that's really gonna
stick in Lochner's gizzard. Punk ass bitch was probably expecting another "The
Shield" rhetorical flourish and instead here I dredged up the bones of BBS
history ...

(-- anonymous -- <>/28296) I thought that was KAM.

Sat, 24 Dec 2011 20:10:18 -0600


I thought that was KAM.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28295) Mikey is an ISCA butt slutt.

Sat, 24 Dec 2011 03:30:18 -0600

Mikey is an ISCA butt slutt.
He takes it in the ass from Mama K.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28294) User to profile? (Distant Horizon) -> Who Is An ISCA Slut

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 18:50:17 -0600

User to profile? (Distant Horizon) -> Who Is An ISCA Slut
There is no user Who Is An ISCA Slut on this BBS.


Yes there is and his name is MIKEY

(-- anonymous -- <>/28293) lafs

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 14:20:18 -0600

*lafs*

(-- anonymous -- <>/28292) Wake up, sheeple!

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 10:20:19 -0600

Wake up, sheeple!

(-- anonymous -- <>/28291) Baaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 10:20:18 -0600

Baaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(-- anonymous -- <>/28290) mooooooooooooooooo

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 08:50:20 -0600


mooooooooooooooooo

(-- anonymous -- <>/28289) Happy birthday to that whore Mama K!!!

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 12:30:17 -0600

Happy birthday to that whore Mama K!!!
How much homeless cock will you consume on your birthday today, you fat pig?

(MIKEY/28288) What?

MIKEY@rss.iscabbs.com — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 09:26:00 -0600

What?

(-- anonymous -- <>/28287) MIKEY

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 09:10:18 -0600

MIKEY
Last on: 12/19/2011 13:26 until 13:34
User# 386096

Pot. Kettle. *yawn*

(MIKEY/28286) De-facto this you coward! Kiss Off

MIKEY@rss.iscabbs.com — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 06:39:00 -0600

De-facto this you coward!   Kiss Off

(-- anonymous -- <>/28285) MIKEY

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 06:30:18 -0600

MIKEY
Last on: 12/19/2011 11:13 until 11:17

 grin* see, putting you in serious discussion is like putting a mouse in an
 >elephant farm


Dude.  You're a de-facto anon who can't even cut and paste.  Shut. Up.

(MIKEY/28284) non-anon? LOL cry baby coward.

MIKEY@rss.iscabbs.com — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 04:23:00 -0600

non-anon?  LOL   cry baby coward.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28283) Errr... thanks, PG. I already appreciate the irony -- my point,...

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 04:20:18 -0600

Errr... thanks, PG.  I already appreciate the irony -- my point, though, since
you clearly have issues with reading for content, is that MIKEY is every bit
anonymous as any AC, since his profile is completely devoid of identifying
information.  I will post non-anon in my posts to him roughly 12 seconds after
he bothers to fill in his profile info.  Until and unless, however...

(Paladin Grendel/28282) "So: gonna put something in your profile? Or STFU?

Paladin Grendel@rss.iscabbs.com — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 20:58:00 -0600

"So: gonna put something in your profile?  Or STFU?

signed:  -anonymous-"

since some of you are epistemologically challenged, I'll point out the irony.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28281) I'm not sure the word "fan" is entirely appropriate. But, for w...

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 10:10:20 -0600

I'm not sure the word "fan" is entirely appropriate.  But, for what it's worth,
you're welcome.

(MIKEY/28280) Bows thanks! throws kisses to his fans

MIKEY@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 08:19:00 -0600

*Bows*   thanks!  *throws kisses to his fans*

(Get Organized/28279) Is MIKEY funny like a clown to you? Does he make you laugh?

Get Organized@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 07:55:00 -0600

Is MIKEY funny like a clown to you? Does he make you laugh?

(-- anonymous -- <>/28278) Congrats, MIKEY. That was actually verging on funny.

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 08:00:24 -0600

Congrats, MIKEY.  That was actually verging on funny.

(MIKEY/28277) Didn't you get the memo? Just using the word "gay" as a put dow...

MIKEY@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 07:49:00 -0600

Didn't you get the memo?  Just using the word "gay" as a put down is gay
bashing.  Get with the times..don't empower the haters!  Occupy ISCA!!

(Get Organized/28276) Again, the anons aren't gay bashing as I read them. They're MIKE...

Get Organized@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 07:12:00 -0600

Again, the anons aren't gay bashing as I read them. They're MIKEY and Pally
bashing, who happen to be men so love between the two must be gay love.

And as for Pally's rant earlier, he was trying to make a jab at me by saying he
met a "real" Bangladeshi in Kuwait because I was born there. However, USA has
been my home longer than Bangladesh, thanks to an all American yankee. Pally's
a shit-for-brains moron as usual.

(MIKEY/28275) Thanks for the recap! Although I never said, am or am not, just...

MIKEY@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 06:20:00 -0600

Thanks for the recap!  Although I never said, am or am not, just called out the
pussy anon for gay bashing.  The hater should be called out, don't you agree?

(Turanga Leela/28274) Summary of Ambush for the last couple of years:

Turanga Leela@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 06:12:00 -0600

Summary of Ambush for the last couple of years:

AC: "Paladin is a gay retard."
PG: "pussy anon is gay"
AC: "Mikey is a gay retard."
M: "Am not! Pussy anon."
repeat endlessly.

(MIKEY/28273) Another one bites the dust!

MIKEY@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 05:49:00 -0600

Another one bites the dust!

(-- anonymous -- <>/28272) Little man? You annoy me. Unless you have something to add to ...

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 05:30:19 -0600

Little man?  You annoy me.  Unless you have something to add to this discussion
-- or a profile to alter -- I have no desire to continue this conversation.
Good day.

(MIKEY/28271) Big brave pussy anon

MIKEY@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 05:10:00 -0600

Big brave pussy anon

(-- anonymous -- <>/28270) 1) I'm not he. Though, really, expecting you to retain what you...

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 05:10:18 -0600

1) I'm not he.  Though, really, expecting you to retain what you've read
   probably is setting the bar too high.
2) You remain a fuckwad.  Put up or shut up.

(MIKEY/28269) Oh the big anon gay basher is getting his dander up! Too funny

MIKEY@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 03:42:00 -0600

Oh the big anon gay basher is getting his dander up!  Too funny

(-- anonymous -- <>/28268) If I don't earn at least double what you do, I'll be shocked.

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 03:40:20 -0600

If I don't earn *at least* double what you do, I'll be shocked.

So: gonna put something in your profile?  Or STFU?

(MIKEY/28267) I hear your mom calling...something about "get a job!"

MIKEY@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 03:07:00 -0600

I hear your mom calling...something about "get a job!"

(-- anonymous -- <>/28266) Oh, MIKEY. There was a time when I wanted to sympathize with yo...

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 16:20:19 -0600

Oh, MIKEY.  There was a time when I wanted to sympathize with you.  Then
I realized you're a moron, and *like* the abuse. So, no, fuckwad, I'm not. 
And, if anything (we've been down this road before), YOU are the anon: your
profile doesn't state who you are.  Tell ya' what: put up, or shut up.  You pu
valid info in your profile, and I'll post non-anon.

(MIKEY/28265) Covering for yourself again huh anon? LOL

MIKEY@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 13:55:00 -0600

Covering for yourself again huh anon?  LOL

(-- anonymous -- <>/28264) I do find it funny that MIKEY assumes that, because someone does...

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 08:30:21 -0600

I do find it funny that MIKEY assumes that, because someone doesn't like him,
they must be liberal.  Granted, whoever it is probably *is* a hypocrite re:
their (ab)use of the word "gay."  I can't decide which is more boringly
humorous: the AC's need to attack MIKEY with sexual preference slurs, or
MIKEY's need to attack back, making (almost certainly invalid) assumptions as
to the makeup of the AC.

Perhaps they're *both* idiots.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28263) 5. 1 and 2 are right, AC is actually Pally's alter ego

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 07:00:23 -0600

5. 1 and 2 are right, AC is actually Pally's alter ego

(Turanga Leela/28262) Wow, after all these years anonymous coward still can't come up ...

Turanga Leela@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 06:50:00 -0600

Wow, after all these years anonymous coward still can't come up with anything
better than "ZOMG UR GAY!!!111!!!ONEONEONE" over and over again? The way I see
it, there are four possibilities:

1. AC is a self-hating fag
2. AC is mentally retarded
3. AC is exhibiting an OCD
4. AC is a poorly written bot

I'd put money on #1 or #2

(MIKEY/28261) Another "intellectual" comment from a clown who pretends to be t...

MIKEY@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 04:56:00 -0600

Another "intellectual" comment from a clown who pretends to be the progressive
liberal in other forms but lets his true feelings come out while hidding his
log in name.  Just another gay "hater"   forms = forums     Very sad

(-- anonymous -- <>/28260) Look! It is MIKEY's lover!

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 05:00:20 -0600

Look! It is MIKEY's lover!
O MIKEY! Looks like you have another dumb as fucking shit boy toy!

(DrMemory/28259) No shit.

DrMemory@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 04:46:00 -0600

No shit.
The best you can do to insult somebody is too call them gay?
You're either under the age of 12, or you're a fucking imbecile.

(MIKEY/28258) That's an ambush? That's the best you got?

MIKEY@rss.iscabbs.com — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 06:46:00 -0600

That's an ambush?  That's the best you got?

(-- anonymous -- <>/28257) MIKEY is a cum swilling, butt licking, cock sucking asshole

Fri, 02 Dec 2011 15:40:20 -0600

MIKEY is a cum swilling, butt licking, cock sucking asshole

(MIKEY/28256) In 20 minutes that's the best you could think of? You are going...

MIKEY@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 03:51:00 -0600

In 20 minutes that's the best you could think of?  You are going to lose your
"self proclaimed intellectual" card.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28255) MIKEY has an ass full of Pally Wally penis

Fri, 02 Dec 2011 03:50:18 -0600

MIKEY has an ass full of Pally Wally penis

(MIKEY/28254) Well, at least we know you have the IQ of an 8 year old and are ...

MIKEY@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 03:32:00 -0600

Well, at least we know you have the IQ of an 8 year old and are curious about
gay sex.  Anything else you want to share before your therapist appointment?

(-- anonymous -- <>/28253) MIKEY and Pally sitting in a tree

Fri, 02 Dec 2011 03:40:16 -0600

MIKEY and Pally sitting in a tree
F-U-C-K-I-N-G

(-- anonymous -- <>/28252) My theory is that Pally Wally was gang-raped by drug traffickin'...

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 03:50:19 -0600

My theory is that Pally Wally was gang-raped by drug traffickin' messicans and
that's why he ended all fucked up like that.
I haven't figured out what happened to PsychoSy.

(-- anonymous -- <>/28251) I don't know which is more creepy.. PG and MIKEY having buttsex ...

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 03:40:17 -0600

I don't know which is more creepy.. PG and MIKEY having buttsex or their ISCA
stalker watching (and possibly filming) them every night.