Quotes

(Gespalder/142137) Trapper: We getting any help?

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Sun, 19 Feb 2012 15:00:00 -0600

Trapper: We getting any help?
Hawkeye: We've been offered a veterinarian and a gynegologist. Should be very
         helpful if we get a horse going through menopause.
                   - M*A*S*H
                     Carry On, Hawkeye


"My kingdom for an intelligent octopus!" Hawkeye Pierce in "Mash," the series,
while operating when all the doctors had the flu.

(Rian/142134) "Sister Marie Gabriel says she's a chosen one

Rian@rss.iscabbs.com — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 09:25:00 -0600


"Sister Marie Gabriel says she's a chosen one
And if we hear the message then the kingdom will be come
And Sister Marie Gabriel knows what she says is true
Her words are full of wisdom and you know they need no proof

I dont know exactly what I'd do
If everything she told us would come true

And Sister Marie Gabriel says turn away from sin
Turn your face to Jesus and prepare to let him in
Life is full of sorrow you need a rest from pain
So call yourself believers and youll all get fooled again

I dont know exactly what I'd do
If everything she told us would come true"

                          -- OMD, "Sister Marie Says"

(Gespalder/142133) Charlie: Thats what the Poles said about the Germans

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 17:42:00 -0600

Charlie: Thats what the Poles said about the Germans
Alan: Been watching the History Channel again?
Charlie: It's Nazi Week
Alan: It's always Nazi Week
               - Two and a Half Men
                 It's Always Nazi Week

(Gespalder/142132) "I believe in manicures. I believe in overdressing. I believe in...

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Sun, 12 Feb 2012 02:15:00 -0600

"I believe in manicures. I believe in overdressing. I believe in primping at
leisure and wearing lipstick. I believe in pink. I believe happy girls are the
prettiest girls."       - Audrey Hepburn

(Steppenwolf/142130) "According to this headline, Chauncey Billups injures Achilles. ...

Steppenwolf@rss.iscabbs.com — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 06:11:00 -0600

"According to this headline, Chauncey Billups injures Achilles. He joins Paris,
son of Priam, King of Troy, as the only mortal to wound the Greek warrior in
battle."

--www.grantland.com

(Rian/142129) "Let us hope that we are all preceded in the world by a love sto...

Rian@rss.iscabbs.com — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 15:18:00 -0600


"Let us hope that we are all preceded in the world by a love story."

                    - Don Snyder, _Of Time and Memory_
                  also epigraph, "Sweet Land" (2005)

(Secretary/142128) "Why my uncle #DonCornelius and #soultrain trending? Oh its Blac...

Secretary@rss.iscabbs.com — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 05:49:00 -0600


"Why my uncle #DonCornelius and #soultrain trending? Oh its Black History
Month."

        @beauty_maven - Melissa Cornelius

        9:21 a.m. ET via Twitter for BlackBerry(R)

(Rian/142127) "Two new lunch restaurants have just hung up their menus next do...

Rian@rss.iscabbs.com — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 10:48:00 -0600


"Two new lunch restaurants have just hung up their menus next door to each
other on Beak Street, each being so much more interesting for the existence and
proximity of the other. Let me explain:
        Low Fat Feast is a place that does what it says on the tin. Most
faithfully. The portions are tiny, the food devoid of fat (and hence, of
flavor). The (floury) bread is spread with something thin and almost yellow
that bears no resemblance to butter. The mayonnaiseWell, suffice to say it
simply isnt. And yet the place is jammed with people of a lunchtime and theres
a queue for tables that stretches out onto the street. My, but were very
bothered about our figures these days! I predict the current fervor will last
until the end of August when Selfridges will have sold every last thread of its
splendid swimwear collection, and then well all go back to stuffing our faces.
        Next door to the dietary establishment is Restaurant La Ronde. This
place has a newspaper article stuck up in its window, warning of the dangers of
dieting. Its food offers plentiful aid to any diner at risk from such perils. I
went in yesterday for a splendid finnan haddock, which came with one of the
richest cream sauces Ive ever tasted. It should be noted, however, that the
finnan haddock served at Low Fat Feast, though bone dry and half the size, is
oddly similar. Indeed, if you compare the two menus, you begin to discern a
pattern. Methinks I must get backstage to investigate the kitchen arrangements
of these two easily uneasy neighbors. Lastly, would it surprise you to hear
that the clientele of Low Fat Feast are, for the most part, on the large side,
while those who dine at Restaurant La Ronde are a distinctly slender bunch?"

  -- Anna Davis, _The Jewel Box_

(Gespalder/142126) Running in place will never get you the same results as running ...

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 21:43:00 -0600

Running in place will never get you the same results as running from a lion
                     - The Most Interesting Man in the World

(Gespalder/142125) My name is Zak Bagans. I never believed in ghosts until I came f...

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 15:16:00 -0600

My name is Zak Bagans. I never believed in ghosts until I came face-to-face
with one. So I set out on a quest to capture what I once saw onto video. With
no big camera crews following us around, I am joined only by my fellow
investigator Nick Groff and our equipment tech, Aaron Goodwin. The three of us
will travel to some of the most highly active paranormal locations where we
will spend an entire night locked down from dusk until dawn. Raw. Extreme.
These are our Ghost Adventures.
            -- Zak Bagans, Ghost Adventures opening.

(Gespalder/142124) "There is a world, just beyond now, where reality runs a razor t...

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 18:53:00 -0600

"There is a world, just beyond now, where reality runs a razor thin seam
between fact and possibility; where the laws of the present collide with the
crimes of tomorrow. Patrolling these vast outlands is a new breed of lawman,
guarding the fringes of society's frontiers, they are known simply as
'Highwaymen'... and this is their story..."
                - Opening to The Highwayman

(Gespalder/142122) A child with autism sees things differently than we do, perceive...

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 20:05:00 -0600

A child with autism sees things differently than we do, perceives things in a
different light... can perceive things in ways we could never imagine.
                             - Anonymous

(Get Organized/142121) "At every crisis in one's life, it is absolute salvation to have...

Get Organized@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 09:46:00 -0600

"At every crisis in one's life, it is absolute salvation to have some
sympathetic friend to whom you can think aloud without restraint or misgiving."
- Woodrow Wilson

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you
didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away
from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream.
Discover."
- Mark Twain

(Gespalder/142120) "Somebody should tell us, right at the start of our lives, that ...

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 11:05:00 -0600

"Somebody should tell us, right at the start of our lives, that we are dying. 
Then we might live life to the limit, every minute of every day.  Do it!  I
say.  Whatever you want to do, do it now!  There are only so many tomorrows."


- Michael Landon

(Lochner/142119) Woman "How do you write women so well?"

Lochner@rss.iscabbs.com — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 09:47:00 -0600


  Woman  "How do you write women so well?"

  Melvin: "I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."

            -As Good As It Gets (1997)

(Gespalder/142118) "Fantasy abandoned by reason produces impossible monsters: unite...

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 21:59:00 -0600

"Fantasy abandoned by reason produces impossible monsters: united with her, she
is the mother of the arts and the origin of their marvels"
                              - Francis Goya

(Peccavimus/142117) Hm!

Peccavimus@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 08:55:00 -0600

Hm!
http://taotechingme.com/chapter-33-understanding-oneself-is-enlightenment

(Faunus/142116) "A google search just now shows it attributed to Lao Tzu"

Faunus@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 08:50:00 -0600


"A google search just now shows it attributed to Lao Tzu"

OK, what part of the Tao Te Ching is it from?

Geez, I wonder if that Aristotle quote is fake too.

"STupid cop shows will present just about anything as a quote"
--Chuang Tzu

(Giraffe/142115) Hrm?

Giraffe@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 08:54:00 -0600

Hrm?
http://taotechingme.com/chapter-13-accept-disgrace-willingly

(Peccavimus/142114) from Tao Te Ching, Chapter 33. Although the translation strikes...

Peccavimus@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 08:51:00 -0600

from Tao Te Ching, Chapter 33.  Although the translation strikes me as a bit
unlikely.

(Gespalder/142113) I got it from Criminal Minds who quoted Lao Tzu

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 08:46:00 -0600

I got it from Criminal Minds who quoted Lao Tzu
A google search just now shows it attributed to Lao Tzu


"What it lies in our power to do, it lies in our power not to do"
                 - Aristotle {Criminal Minds: Supply & Demand}

(Giraffe/142112) "If it's on the internet, it must be true." - Ralph Waldo Emers...

Giraffe@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 05:52:00 -0600

"If it's on the internet, it must be true."  - Ralph Waldo Emerson

(Faunus/142111) There's no way Lao Tzu said that.

Faunus@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 04:24:00 -0600

There's no way Lao Tzu said that.

(Gespalder/142110) "He who controls others may be powerful, but he who has mastered...

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 21:24:00 -0600

"He who controls others may be powerful, but he who has mastered himself is
mightier still".   - Lao Tzu

(Gespalder/142109) http://wilstar.com/xmas/auldlangsyne.htm

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 21:50:00 -0600

http://wilstar.com/xmas/auldlangsyne.htm

The song, "Auld Lang Syne," playing in the background, is sung at the
stroke of midnight in almost every English-speaking country in the world
to bring in the new year. At least partially written by Robert Burns in
the 1700's, it was first published in 1796 after Burns' death. Early
variations of the song were sung prior to 1700 and inspired Burns to
produce the modern rendition. An old Scotch tune, "Auld Lang Syne"
literally means "old long ago," or simply, "the good old days."

If the music doesn't start in a few seconds, click here.

Auld Lang Syne

Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and days of auld lang syne?
For auld lang syne, my dear,
for auld lang syne,
we'll take a cup of kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.

Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and days of auld lang syne?
And here's a hand, my trusty friend
And gie's a hand o' thine
We'll tak' a cup o' kindness yet
For auld lang syne

(Gespalder/142108) Psychotic is when you believe the doorman was sent from Planet X...

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 18:05:00 -0600

Psychotic is when you believe the doorman was sent from Planet X to put a mind
control substance in your tea.
Sociopathic is when you blow away the doorman and 20 other people.
                              - Law & Order

(Gespalder/142107) "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. They are so ...

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 15:34:00 -0600

"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your
Christ." - Gandhi

(Gespalder/142106) "Though an old man, I am but a young gardener."

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 20:40:00 -0600

"Though an old man, I am but a young gardener."
                  - Thomas Jefferson

(Gespalder/142105) http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/f/firefall7756/youarethewoman27632...

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 21:02:00 -0600

http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/f/firefall7756/youarethewoman276326.html

Firefall - You Are The Woman Lyrics
Album: Greatest Hits



You are the woman that I've always dreamed of
I knew it from the start
I saw your face and that's the last I've seen of my heart

It's not so much the things you say to me
It's not the things you do
It's how I feel each time you're close to me
That keeps me close to you, woh oh

You are the woman that I've always dreamed of
I knew it from the start
I saw your face and that's the last I've seen of my heart

It's not so much your pretty face I see
It's not the clothes you wear
It's more that special way you look at me
That always keeps me there, woh oh woh

You are the woman that I've always dreamed of
I knew it from the start
I saw your face and that's the last I've seen of my heart

It's hard to tell you all the love I'm feeling
That's just not my style
You've got a way to send my senses reeling
Every time you smile, woh oh

You are the woman that I've always dreamed of
I knew it from the start
I saw your face and that's the last I've seen of my heart
I saw your face and that's the last I've seen of my heart

Of my heart
Oh oh of my heart

(Gespalder/142104) http://www.inthe80s.com/xmaslst.shtml

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 17:47:00 -0600

http://www.inthe80s.com/xmaslst.shtml

"Do They Know It's Christmas?"

1: It's Christmas time
There's no need to be afraid
At Christmas time
We let in light and we banish shade
And in our world of plenty
We can spread a smile of joy
Throw your arms around the world
At Christmas time

2: But say a prayer
Pray for the other ones
At Christmas time it's hard
But when you're having fun
There's a world outside your window
And it's a world of dread and fear
Where the only water flowing
Is the bitter sting of tears
And the Christmas bells that ring
There are the clanging chimes of doom
Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you

Feed the world
Let them know it's Christmas time
Feed the world
Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

3: And there won't be snow in Africa
This Christmas time
The greatest gift they'll get this year is life
Where nothing ever grows
No rain nor rivers flow
Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

Feed the world
Let them know it's Christmas time
Feed the world
Let them know it's Christmas time again

BRIDGE:
(Here's to you) raise a glass for everyone
(Here's to them) underneath that burning sun
Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

END: Feed the world
Let them know it's Christmas time

END: (repeat & fade)

Lyrics With Performers
(Paul Young)
It's Christmas time
There's no need to be afraid
At Christmas time
We let in light and we banish shade
(Boy George)
And in our world of plenty
We can spread a smile of joy
Throw your arms around the world
At Christmas time

(George Michael)
But say a prayer
Pray for the other ones
At Christmas time it's hard
(Simon LeBon)
But when you're having fun
There's a world outside your window
(Sting) And it's a world of dread and fear
Where the only water flowing is
(Bono joins in)
The bitter sting of tears
And the Christmas bells that are ringing
Are clanging chimes of doom
(Bono only) Well, tonight thank God it's them instead of you.

(Everyone)
And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time.
The greatest gift they'll get this year is life
Where nothing ever grows
No rain or rivers flow
Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

Feed the world
Let them know it's Christmas time
Feed the world
Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

(Paul Young)
Here's to you
raise a glass for everyone
Here's to them
underneath that burning sun
Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

Chorus (Everyone)
Feed the world
Feed the world
Feed the world
Let them know it's Christmas time again

Feed the world
Let them know it's Christmas time again
Feed the world
Let them know it's Christmas time again

Repeat

(Gespalder/142103) http://www.guntheranderson.com/v/data/happychr.htm

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 19:02:00 -0600

http://www.guntheranderson.com/v/data/happychr.htm

ARTIST: John Lennon and Yoko Ono
TITLE: Happy Christmas (War Is Over)
Lyrics and Chords


So this is Christmas
And what have you done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
And so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear ones
The old and the young

/ D - / Em - / A7 - / D - / G - / Am - / D - / G - /

{Refrain}
A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear

/ C - / Dm - / Am C / G A7 /

And so this is Christmas      War is over
For weak and for strong       If you want it
For rich and the poor ones    War is over
The road is so long           Now
And so happy Christmas        War is over
For black and for white       If you want it
For yellow and red ones       War is over
Let's stop all the fight      Now

{Refrain}

And so this is Christmas      War is over
And what have we done         If you want it
Another year over             War is over
And a new one just begun      Now
And so happy Christmas        War is over
I hope you have fun           If you want it
The near and the dear one     War is over
The old and the young         Now

{Refrain}

War is over if you want it
War is over now

(Gespalder/142102) Tony: Gibbs will get in, he has clearance to see the dead aliens...

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 18:13:00 -0600

Tony: Gibbs will get in, he has clearance to see the dead aliens in Area 51
Cate: Because he killed them
                - Tony & Cate discussing Gibbs' security clearance
                  NCIS: Marine Down

(Gespalder/142101) http://www.41051.com/xmaslyrics/drummer.html

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 12:05:00 -0600

http://www.41051.com/xmaslyrics/drummer.html

The Little Drummer Boy


Come they told me


Pa rum pum pum pum


A new born King to see


Pa rum pum pum pum



Our finest gifts we bring


Pa rum pum pum pum


To lay before the kIng


Pa rum pum pum pum,


rum pum pum pum,


rum pum pum pum




So to honor Him


Pa rum pum pum pum


When we come




Little baby


Pa rum pum pum pum


I am a poor boy too


Pa rum pum pum pum


I have no gift to bring


Pa rum pum pum pum


That's fit to give our King


Pa rum pum pum pum,


rum pum pum pum,


rum pum pum pum




Shall I play for you


Pa rum pum pum pum


On my drum




Mary nodded


Pa rum pum pum pum


The ox and lamb kept time


Pa rum pum pum pum


I played my drum for Him


Pa rum pum pum pum


I played my best for Him


Pa rum pum pum pum,


rum pum pum pum,


rum pum pum pum




Then He smiled at me


Pa rum pum pum pum


Me and my drum

(Gespalder/142100) http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/christmas-song/do-you-hear-wh...

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 09:04:00 -0600

http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/christmas-song/do-you-hear-what-i-hear-14361
..
html

Artist/Band: Christmas Song
Lyrics for Song: Do You Hear What I Hear
Lyrics for Album: Traditional Christmas Songs

Said the night wind to the little lamb
Do you see what I see
Way up in the sky little lamb
Do you see what I see
A star, a star
Dancing in the night
With a tail as big as a kite
With a tail as big as a kite

Said the little lamb to the shepard boy
Do you hear what I hear
Ringing through the sky shepard boy
Do you hear what I hear
A song, a song
High above the tree
With a voice as big as the sea
With a voice as big as the sea

Said the shepard boy to the mighty king
Do you know what I know
In your palace wall mighty king
Do you know what I know
A child, a child
Shivers in the cold
Let us bring him silver and gold
Let us bring him silver and gold

Said the king to the people everywhere
Listen to what I say
Pray for peace people everywhere
Listen to what I say
The child, the child
Sleeping in the night
He will bring us goodness and light
He will bring us goodness and light

The child, the child
Sleeping in the night
He will bring us goodness and light

(Gespalder/142099) http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/alabama/a-candle-in-the-windo...

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 12:54:00 -0600

http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/alabama/a-candle-in-the-window-4164.html

Artist/Band: Alabama
Lyrics for Song: A Candle in The Window
Lyrics for Album: Alabama Christmas

There's a road that I remember leading to a special place
Where the door was always open to a smiling face
There's a picture on the mantle of a boy that looks like me
It's always the same, there's a stocking with my name
And a candle in the window, a flame against the night

There's a candle in the window, it's like God's perfect light
It don't take a lot of money to know what riches are
Just a candle in the window

Maybe it's just wishful thinking I can hear the sleigh bells ring
Almost taste the pie she's baking, it's Christmas Eve

And there's a candle in the window, a flame against the night
The candle in the window, it's like God's perfect light
It don't take a lot of money to know what riches are
Just a candle in the window and Christmas in your heart

Wherever the years may take me no matter how far I go
There's going to be a candle burning, it's always nice to know
It don't take a lot of money to know what riches are
Just a candle in the window and Christmas in your heart

(Gespalder/142098) http://www.robinsfyi.com/holidays/christmas/songs/12redneck.htm

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 08:52:00 -0600

http://www.robinsfyi.com/holidays/christmas/songs/12redneck.htm

The Twelve Days of a Redneck Christmas
..
On the first day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
Some parts to a Mustang GT.
..
On the second day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.
..
On the third day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.
..
On the forth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.
..
On the fifth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.
..
On the sixth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.
..
On the seventh day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.
..
On the eighth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.
..
On the ninth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.
..
On the tenth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
tin of Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.
..
On the eleventh day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
11 rasslin' tickets
tin of Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.
..
On the twelfth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
12 pack of Bud
11 rasslin' tickets
tin of Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

(Gespalder/142097) Rusty Chevrolet (to the tune Jingle Bells) by Da Yoopers

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 08:45:00 -0600

Rusty Chevrolet (to the tune Jingle Bells) by Da Yoopers
Driving thru the snow in my rusty Chevrolet
Down the road I go, sliding all the way
I need new piston rings
I need some new snow tires
My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire

Oh rust and smoke the heater's broke
the door just blew away
I light a match to see the dash
and then I start to pray
The frame is bent the muffler went
the radio is ok
Oh what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet

Bouncing thru the snowdrifts in a big blue cloud of smoke
People laugh as I drive by I wonder what's the joke
I got to get to ShopKo to pick up the layaway
cuz Santa Claus is commin soon in his big ol rusty sleigh

(repeat second verse)

(Gespalder/142096) http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/parton-dolly/hard-candy-chris...

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 12:51:00 -0600

http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/parton-dolly/hard-candy-christmas-13772.html

Artist/Band: Parton Dolly
Lyrics for Song: Hard Candy Christmas
Lyrics for Album: Other Songs

Hey, maybe I'll dye my hair
Maybe I'll move somewhere
Maybe I'll get a car
Maybe I'll drive so far
They'll all lose track
Me, I'll bounce right back

Maybe I'll sleep real late
Maybe I'll lose some weight
Maybe I'll clear my junk
Maybe I'll just get drunk on apple wine
Me, I'll be just

Fine and Dandy
Lord it's like a hard candy christmas
I'm barely getting through tomorrow
But still I won't let
Sorrow bring me way down

I'll be fine and dandy
Lord it's like a hard candy christmas
I'm barely getting through tomorrow
But still I won't let
Sorrow get me way down

Hey, maybe I'll learn to sew
Maybe I'll just lie low
Maybe I'll hit the bars
Maybe I'll count the stars until dawn
Me, I will go on

Maybe I'll settle down
Maybe I'll just leave town
Maybe I'll have some fun
Maybe I'll meet someone
And make him mine
Me, I'll be just

Fine and dandy
Lord it's like a hard candy christmas
I'm barely getting throung tomorrow
But still I won't let
Sorrow bring me way down

I'll be fine and dandy
Lord it's like a hard candy christmas
I'm barely getting through tomorrow
But still I won't let
Sorrow bring me way down

I'll be fine and dandy
Lord it's like a hard candy christmas
I'm barely getting through tomorrow
But still I won't let
Sorrow bring me way down

'Cause I'll be fine
(I'll be fine)
Oh, I'll be fine

(Gespalder/142095) http://www.tsrocks.com/b/band_aid_texts/do_they_know_its_christm...

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 09:15:00 -0600

http://www.tsrocks.com/b/band_aid_texts/do_they_know_its_christmas_time.html

Do They Know It's Christmas Time Lyrics by Band Aid

(lyrics are written by chloe glass)

Paul Young
It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid
At christmas time, we let in light and we banish shade

Boy George
And in our world of plenty, we can spread a smile of joy!
Throw your arms around the world at christmas time

(Phil Collins on the drums)

George Micheal
But say a prayer - pray for the other ones
At christmas time

Simon Le Bon
it's hard, but when you're having fun
There's a world outside your window

Sting and Simon Le Bon
And it's a world of dreaded fear
Where the only water flowing is a bitter sting of tears
And the christmas bells that ring there are the clanging chimes of doom

Bono
Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you

And there won't be snow in Africa this christmas time
The greatest gift they'll get this year is life

Where nothing ever grows
No rain or rivers flow

Do they know it's christmas time at all?

Here's to you
Raise your glass for everyone
Here's to them
Underneath that burning sun

Do they know it's christmas time at all?

Feed the world
Feed the world
Feed the world
Let them know it's christmas time and
Feed the world
Let them know it's christmas time and
Feed the world
Let them know it's christmas time and
Feed the world
Let them know it's christmas time and
Feed the world
Let them know it's christmas time and
Feed the world
Let them know it's christmas time

(River/142094) The goal of the test was to see how much power the rotating blad...

River@rss.iscabbs.com — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 12:45:00 -0600


The goal of the test was to see how much power the rotating blades could
generate, but the duty officers were ill-prepared, and the reactor design badly
flawed.  One operator, arriving at his station, was confused by the log book. 
He called someone else to inquire: "What shall I do?" he asked.  "In the
program, there are instructions of what to do, and then a lot of things crossed
out."  The other person thought for a minute, then replied, "Follow the
crossed-out instructions."

--regarding Chernobyl, from _The Dead Hand_, David E. Hoffman

(Gespalder/142093) Although the world is full of suffering, it is also full of over...

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 04:06:00 -0600

Although the world is full of suffering, it is also full of overcoming it
                                   - Helen Keller
                                     (Criminal Minds: The Aftermath)

(Secretary/142092) "Christians want to hear the world say "Merry Christmas" 1 month...

Secretary@rss.iscabbs.com — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 09:44:00 -0600


"Christians want to hear the world say "Merry Christmas" 1 month a year. The
world "needs" to see Christians live "Christmas" 24/7/365 a yr!"

          @lee_cummings

          23 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

(River/142091) "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a ...

River@rss.iscabbs.com — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 15:45:00 -0600


"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem.
All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going
again. I trust you are not in too much distress."

--Captain Eric Moody, British Airways Flight 9

(Gespalder/142090) Something somewhere is waiting to be learned.

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 05:51:00 -0600

Something somewhere is waiting to be learned.
                     - Carl Sagan

(Gespalder/142089) "Whatever you are, be a good one"

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 19:09:00 -0600

"Whatever you are, be a good one"
              - Abraham Lincoln

(Gespalder/142088) "If it happens in politics, be assured it was planned" -FDR

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 23:03:00 -0600

"If it happens in politics, be assured it was planned" -FDR
"There are no accidents or coincidences in politics" -Mithrandir

(Green/142087) "This is the sort of English up with which I will not put."

Green@rss.iscabbs.com — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 12:01:00 -0600

"This is the sort of English up with which I will not put."
 -- Winston Churchill

(Get Organized/142086) "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of a Pre...

Get Organized@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 06:48:00 -0600


"She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of a President. And
besides, she has cancer."
 -Newt Gingrich, reportedly speaking to a friend in 1980 about why he was
divorcing his first wife


"Larry Flynt is offering $1 million if someone came up with proof that Rick
Perry had an illicit sexual liaison. But I say, Larry, really we don't have to
do that. We already came up with a way to embarrass Rick Perry. It's called
debates."
 -Bill Maher



"I've been watching the Republican debates. I watched these eight clowns on the
stage and at the end I wanted to raise my hand and say, 'I don't believe in
evolution.'"
 -Bill Maher

(Secretary/142085) "To celebrate I had 5 bacon strips and a single life saver. #Bin...

Secretary@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 06:00:00 -0600


"To celebrate I had 5 bacon strips and a single life saver. #BinaryDay #111011"
- @stickware - 35 minutes ago via web

(Gespalder/142084) Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent ...

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 16:30:00 -0600

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in
your work. -- Gustave Flaubert

(Secretary/142083) "Best thing about the extra hour - all the idiots who insist on ...

Secretary@rss.iscabbs.com — Sun, 06 Nov 2011 09:47:00 -0600


"Best thing about the extra hour - all the idiots who insist on writing EST/PST
are now right for the next 6 months. #EDT #PDT #OCD"
                - @Joslynm
                  3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

"At least now I can stop flinching when I get emails / read copy that uses to
EST to mean Eastern Time #NotInterchangeable #EST #EDT"
                - @joeboughner
                  6 hours ago via TweetDeck

"Why do I have to give up all that daylight time I've been saving? #EDT"
                - @RichWhy
                  22 hours ago via web

"2:30 is the new 3:30 #dst"
                - @zsl
                  12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

"Every year when #DST ends, I resent that I gave the government an hour and
they didn't pay me interest."
                - @rosefox
                  14 hours ago via HootSuite

"Democrats, don't forget to set your clocks back 1 hour this wkend.
Republicans, set yours back to 1861 and you'll be up to date. #p2 #DST"
                - @raemd95
                  4 Nov via web

"#DaylightSavings is trending?! I hope most ppl are using their tweets to
explain that there shouldn't be an "s" on the end. #DaylightSaving"
                - @ToThrive
                  45 minutes ago via web

"Frustrating way to spend extra #daylightsaving hour: searching owner's manuals
for prehistoric devices resisting time change."
                - @cbcian
                  1 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry

"I accidentally stumbled on trends (I rarely look at those), and saw
#daylightsavings - how about getting #daylightsaving trending?"
                - @LizStrand
                  10 hours ago via Echofon

"Disturbing realization: Stern spoke to media at about 1:45 am. Union will
speak next, probably around 1:30 am. #timetravel #wehavetogoback"
                - @HowardBeckNYT
                  14 hours ago via web

"Texted someone at 1:33... Woke up this morning with a response timestamped
1:18... #timetravel #DST"
                - @alyssakeiko
                  5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

"I'm still a bit confused on where day light savings time finds its place in
the space time continuum. #timetravel?"
                - @MichaelFlynnH
                  5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

"It's kinda weird: I wanted an extra hour today - and I got one! #timetravel"
                - @WryneckStudio
                  6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

"It was 1:00 AM forty minutes ago, and it will be 1:00 AM in twenty minutes.
#timetravel"
                - @SpencerAlthouse
                  15 hours ago via web

"Tonight, you get an extra hour of @SurrenderVegas! More time to be at the
club! Clocks roll back at 2am. #timetravel"
                - @SurrenderVegas
                  18 hours ago via web

(Gespalder/142082) While I am the employ of A. Majors, I agree not use profane lang...

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 16:29:00 -0500

While I am the employ of A. Majors, I agree not use profane language, not to
get drunk, not to gamble, not to treat animals cruelly and not to do anything
else that is incompatible with the conduct of a gentleman. And I agree, if I
violate any of the above conditions, to accept my discharge without any pay for
my services.

                         -- Oath sworn by Pony Express Riders

(Gespalder/142081) The pumpkins are carved, the spiderwebs are hanging,

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 08:53:00 -0500

The pumpkins are carved, the spiderwebs are hanging,
Kids and their pets are door-to-door banging,
Witches on their brooms and owls on their perches,
Let's take a look at some Halloween searches.
               - Google Blog Staff

(Rian/142080) "Have we really reached a point where one man's views control th...

Rian@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 07:11:00 -0500

"Have we really reached a point where one man's views control the Republican
Party?"
        -- Republican Congressman Frank Wolf, on Grover Nordquist and the
           tax pledge.

Occupy Wall Street protestors are "dangerous mobs."
         -- Eric Cantor, last weekend
"People are upset... they're out of work... I get it."
         --Eric Cantor, about OWS protestors, Tuesday.

(Get Organized/142079) "We'll never know if country radio would have banned Hank Willia...

Get Organized@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 07:07:00 -0500

"We'll never know if country radio would have banned Hank Williams Jr. for
badmouthing the President, because they already don't play him."
- Dixie Chicks singer Natalie Maines

"The Republican Party is lurching from one crush to another. It is beginning to
resemble a dysfunctional dating pattern, where we pine for the ones we can't
have and the ones who are available to us emotionally or otherwise, are of no
interest to us."
- Nicolle Wallace, former communications director to Bush

"A family values conservative Republican from Indiana, Mark Souder, has
admitted to having an affair with a woman on his staff. Apparently Souder would
take this woman to remote locations inside state parks and have sex with her.
See, this is what Republicans mean when they talk about opening up our public
lands for drilling."
 -Jay Leno

(Secretary/142078) "Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back."

Secretary@rss.iscabbs.com — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 09:27:00 -0500


"Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back."

     unattributed from where I got it

(Two Minute Hate/142077) whenever a celebrity dies twitter turns into this big group of p...

Two Minute Hate@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 05:29:00 -0500


 whenever a celebrity dies twitter turns into this big group of people all
 trying to jam the same turd into one toilet

michael dogboner

(Gespalder/142076) "Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's l...

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 11:05:00 -0500

"Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life.
Don't be trap by dogma, which is living with the results of other people's
thinking.
Don't let the noise of other's opinions drown out your own inner voice.
And most important, have the courage to follow your hearts and intuition; they
somehow already know what you truly want to become."

-> From the graduation speech given by Steve Jobs

If you haven't seen it go to the LSJU (Leland Stanford Junior
University) WEB page and watch the Graduation Speech that Steve Jobs
gave.
http://news.stanford.edu/news/2005/june15/jobs-061505.html

(Gespalder/142075) The world has lost a visionary

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 20:00:00 -0500

The world has lost a visionary
             - President Obama speaking about
               the death of Steve Jobs

(Gespalder/142074) Jimmy Palmer is talking about wedding planning with his fiance

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 15:15:00 -0500

Jimmy Palmer is talking about wedding planning with his fiance

Palmer: What should I do?
Gibbs: Giver her what she wants
Palmer: I don't know what she wants
Gibbs: Welcome to the rest of your life Jimmy boy
                - NCIS: The Penelope Paopers

(Gespalder/142073) No Stamp Act, No Sedition, No Alien Bills, No Land Tax;

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 12:51:00 -0500

No Stamp Act, No Sedition, No Alien Bills, No Land Tax;
Downfall to the Tyrants of America, peace and retirement
to the President (Adams), long live the Vice-President
(Jefferson) and the Minority; may moral virtue be the
basis of civil government.
          - David Brown: Quoted by Norman Thomas,
            The Text of Freedom, 1954*

* Ed.: For this inscription on a liberty pole erected
at Dedham, Mass., Brown served two years in prison

(Steppenwolf/142072) "[Lionel Messi is] probably the best living athlete whose hair y...

Steppenwolf@rss.iscabbs.com — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 05:03:00 -0500

"[Lionel Messi is] probably the best living athlete whose hair you can
plausibly imagine tousling." --Brian Phillips

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7034370/ronaldo-vs-messi

(Xenos/142071) "People have quite wrongly said, 'ohh it's all about which man s...

Xenos@rss.iscabbs.com — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 12:02:00 -0500

"People have quite wrongly said, 'ohh it's all about which man she falls in
love with'.  No it isn't.  What it's about is what Bella chooses to be.  And
there's a very important thing about Bella saying 'in the end it's to do with
not what -you- want but who -I- am'".
         Mark Kermode, BBC film critic, discussing the movie Eclipse

(Get Organized/142070) "Race hate isn't human nature; race hate is the abandonment of h...

Get Organized@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 07:07:00 -0500

"Race hate isn't human nature; race hate is the abandonment of human nature."
- Orson Welles

"I have to live for others and not for myself: that's middle-class morality."
- George Bernard Shaw

(Gespalder/142069) "Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge."

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 16:52:00 -0500

"Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge."
                        - Scott Adams

(Lochner/142068) "Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way...

Lochner@rss.iscabbs.com — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 11:47:00 -0500


"Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our
political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means
that 'My ignorance is just as good as your knowledge'."

  -Isaac Asimov

(Lxndr/142067) Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength ...

Lxndr@rss.iscabbs.com — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 09:27:00 -0500


Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what
is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to
have a boyfriend.

-Stephen King

(Vlad Tepes/142066) "If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the...

Vlad Tepes@rss.iscabbs.com — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 09:47:00 -0500

"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either
we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to
acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without
condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." Colbert

(Get Organized/142065) "If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in H...

Get Organized@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 11:58:00 -0500

"If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell."
- General Philip Henry Sheridan

(Get Organized/142064) "What a man can be, he must be. This need we call self-actualiza...

Get Organized@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 13:48:00 -0500

"What a man can be, he must be. This need we call self-actualization."
- Abraham Maslow

"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than
standing armies."
- Thomas Jefferson

"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends
in both places."
- Mark Twain

(Secretary/142063) "I can't be the only one sending congratulations to Amy Winehous...

Secretary@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 12:55:00 -0500


"I can't be the only one sending congratulations to Amy Winehouse for making it
through her first week of sobriety" - @TuckerMax - 1 Aug via web

(Secretary/142062) @TheDailyShow - "Happy Birthday @BarackObama! We didn't buy you ...

Secretary@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 11:23:00 -0500


@TheDailyShow - "Happy Birthday @BarackObama! We didn't buy you a present
because a lot of us are unemployed. Yours, America. #HappyBdayMrPresident" - 9
hours ago via HootSuite

(Secretary/142061) "I'm sure Keith Richards would be thrilled to know he hits trend...

Secretary@rss.iscabbs.com — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 08:37:00 -0500


"I'm sure Keith Richards would be thrilled to know he hits trending topics
every time a drug addicted celebrity dies before him." - @inthefade - 6 minutes
ago via web

(Faunus/142060) Awww I wanna help you, man, but she scares the fillin' out of my...

Faunus@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 14:33:00 -0500


Awww I wanna help you, man, but she scares the fillin' out of my donut!

--Jake, on Marcilene the Vampire

(Secretary/142059) @GrandadFreeman_ - "#Whentwitterwasdown Facebook became the rebo...

Secretary@rss.iscabbs.com — Tue, 19 Jul 2011 06:43:00 -0500


@GrandadFreeman_ - "#Whentwitterwasdown Facebook became the rebound chick." -
12 hours ago via TweetDeck

(Secretary/142058) "I have CDO. It's like OCD, but all the letters are in alphabeti...

Secretary@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 14:32:00 -0500


"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but all the letters are in alphabetical order as
they should be." - @EmmettScanlan - 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

(Get Organized/142057) "A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a ...

Get Organized@rss.iscabbs.com — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 13:07:00 -0500

"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."
- Groucho Marx

(Copper Lethe/142056) "I don't think we came from monkeys. I think that's ridiculous....

Copper Lethe@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 07:53:00 -0500


"I don't think we came from monkeys.  I think that's ridiculous. I haven't seen
a half-monkey, half-person yet. Did evolution just stop?"

Glenn Beck, October 20, 2010

(Eldritch/142055) Who owns this network? Rupert Murdoch. Do you know how much mone...

Eldritch@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 07:29:00 -0500

Who owns this network? Rupert Murdoch. Do you know how much money Rupert
Murdoch is... you know hes got all these things going on. Do you think hes
going to let a guy at five oclock say a bunch of stuff, put this together,
its completely wrong, and stay on the network? Do you think he became a
billionaire because hes stupid? No, so thats not it. Because Fox couldnt
allow me to say things that were wrong.

Glenn Beck, April 29, 2010

(Lxndr/142054) "It's not voting in favor of same-sex marriage, you assholes. It...

Lxndr@rss.iscabbs.com — Sat, 18 Jun 2011 06:36:00 -0500


"It's not voting in favor of same-sex marriage, you assholes. It's voting
AGAINST marriage equality."

-- a friend reading over my shoulder

(Giraffe/142053) You get to the point where you evolve in your life where everyth...

Giraffe@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 17:42:00 -0500

You get to the point where you evolve in your life where everything isn't
black and white, good and bad, and you try to do the right thing. . . You might
not like that. You might be very cynical about that. Well, fuck it, I don't
care what you think. I'm trying to do the right thing. . . I'm tired of
Republican-Democrat politics. They can take the job and shove it. I come from a
blue-collar background. I'm trying to do the right thing, and that's where I'm
going with this.

-- New York State Senator Roy McDonald, explaining his decision to vote in
favor of same-sex marriage.

(Secretary/142052) "They say that it was so hot in the city today, grown men were w...

Secretary@rss.iscabbs.com — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 17:14:00 -0500


"They say that it was so hot in the city today, grown men were walking up to
cops on street corners begging them to shoot them."

- Al Pacino as "Ricky Roma" in Glengarry Glen Ross, one of the few lines in the
movie without profanity

(Secretary/142051) @Morros - "Jack Kevorkian dead at 83. Final stats: 0 points, 0 r...

Secretary@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 09:10:00 -0500


@Morros - "Jack Kevorkian dead at 83. Final stats: 0 points, 0 rebounds, and
130 assists." - 5 hours ago

@JimRichardsShow - "Jack #Kevorkian died doing what he loved ... Dying" - 2
hours ago

(Gespalder/142050) Darth Malgus: "You have been hiding your power."

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 19:39:00 -0500

Darth Malgus: "You have been hiding your power."
Adraas: "No. You are just too blind to see the things before your eyes"
       -- Adraas gives Darth Malgus an example of his arrogance
          Star Wars: The Old Republic: Deceived


"You are a mongrel, Adraas. Angral's mongrel and you and those like you have
mongrelized the purity of the Empire with your pollution, trading strength for
wretched peace."
       -- Darth Malgus to Adraas while killing him
          Star Wars: The Old Republic: Deceived


"You are a fool, Adraas. Your skill is in politics, in currying favor with your
favorites. Your understanding of the Force is nothing compared to mine."
  -- Darth Malgus berates Adraas on the former's abilities during their duel
     Star Wars: The Old Republic: Deceived

(Secretary/142049) @LizOnLiz - "Every time I log onto facebook, it feels like every...

Secretary@rss.iscabbs.com — Tue, 31 May 2011 10:35:00 -0500


@LizOnLiz - "Every time I log onto facebook, it feels like everyone is 3 days
late to the party we already had on twitter."

(Get Organized/142048) "Decoration Day is the most beautiful of our national holidays.....

Get Organized@rss.iscabbs.com — Mon, 30 May 2011 05:03:00 -0500

"Decoration Day is the most beautiful of our national holidays.... The grim
cannon have turned into palm branches, and the shell and shrapnel into peach
blossoms."
- Thomas Bailey Aldrich

(Giraffe/142047) I am now enlightend.

Giraffe@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 27 May 2011 17:52:00 -0500

I am now enlightend.

(Steppenwolf/142046) The Gospel of Jesus and Mohammed.

Steppenwolf@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 27 May 2011 17:48:00 -0500

The Gospel of Jesus and Mohammed.
http://www.jesusandmo.net/2011/05/18/birds/

(Giraffe/142045) Which gospel was that?

Giraffe@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 27 May 2011 17:40:00 -0500

Which gospel was that?

(Steppenwolf/142044) "We were designed to think teleologically for a purpose."

Steppenwolf@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 27 May 2011 14:57:00 -0500

"We were designed to think teleologically for a purpose."

   --Jesus (of sorts)

(Gespalder/142043) You say, "the one where radio folks do not understand the audien...

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 19 May 2011 19:59:00 -0500

You say, "the one where radio folks do not understand the audience, especially
those under 35."
You mean there IS a radio audience under 35??????????
     - http://www.gatewaycityradio.com/messageboard/kcboard.asp

(Gespalder/142042) "That place is a dump. The roaches are checking out."

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 19 May 2011 13:23:00 -0500

"That place is a dump. The roaches are checking out."
                     - Finn, Law & Order:SVU
                       Cage

(Gespalder/142041) Tyler (sealing the interior of a 1918 gas cart): it smells like ...

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Mon, 09 May 2011 15:13:00 -0500

Tyler (sealing the interior of a 1918 gas cart): it smells like death in here
Rick (his dad and owner of Rick's Restoration): Whats death smell like?
Tyler: I don't know
              - American Restoration

(Eldritch/142040) "If we have actionable intelligence about high-value terrorist t...

Eldritch@rss.iscabbs.com — Mon, 02 May 2011 09:51:00 -0500

"If we have actionable intelligence about high-value terrorist targets and
President Musharraf won't act, we will,"

Candidate Obama in 2007


And if we have Osama bin Laden in our sights and the Pakistani government is
unable or unwilling to take them out, then I think that we have to act, and we
will take them out.

We will kill bin Laden. We will crush al Qaeda. That has to be our biggest
national security priority.

Candidate Obama 2008

(MIKEY/142039) ""The President does not have power under the Constitution to un...

MIKEY@rss.iscabbs.com — Mon, 02 May 2011 08:55:00 -0500

""The President does not have power under the Constitution to unilaterally
authorize a military attack in a situation that does not involve stopping an
actual or imminent threat to the nation."

Candidate Obama in 2007

(Get Organized/142038) "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don'...

Get Organized@rss.iscabbs.com — Mon, 02 May 2011 07:57:00 -0500

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's
not that important. It's not our priority."
- George Walker Bush, 3/13/02

(Gespalder/142037) Abby Sciuto: You guys okay?

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 12:51:00 -0500

Abby Sciuto: You guys okay?
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Oh yeah. Yeah. I'm dealing with my boat phobia.
Tony's dealing with his rat phobia. And Ziva's dealing with her ghost phobia.
Abby Sciuto: So what's Gibbs dealing with?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs enters] Them!


Officer Ziva David: Someone or something is on the ship, with us. I can feel
it.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: [peering over DiNozzo's shoulder] Uh, yeah, I can
see it.
[a large rat is eye-level behind DiNozzo. He turns around, sees the live rat,
and jumps back in fright. The rat scurries away. DiNozzo exhales]
Special Agent Timothy McGee: [smiling] Scared much, DiNozzo?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Stuff it, Mc-Barf-bag.
Officer Ziva David: It's just a cute, little rat. Why the irrational fear?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: It's not cute. It's not little. And it's not
irrational.
Officer Ziva David: Cowardly, then.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Not if you're, uh, someone who survived a bout
of bubonic plague, thank you very much! Rats are a known carrier. I used to
love rats, back before the plague. Was a regular Willard.
Officer Ziva David: What is a "Willard?"
Special Agent Timothy McGee: It's a movie.
Officer Ziva David: Mm.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Willard had a pet rat named Ben, was a social
misfit, made fun of by his coworkers, had a creepy boss.
Officer Ziva David: No wonder you're related.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You think Gibbs is creepy?
Special Agent Timothy McGee: She meant the social-misfit-made-fun-of part.


Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Definitely didn't picture my demise like this. I
always figured I'd go out like Cagney in "White Heat", fiery explosion. Or
Redford and Newman in "Butch Cassidy", hail of bullets.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: How about Charlie Chaplin in "Gold Rush"?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: How'd he die?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Silently.


Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [carrying a dead rat] Yes, Alex, I'll take
"Horror Films That Take Place on Ships" for 500. Thank you.
[the ship's lights go out]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh, goody. Double Jeopardy


NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: I don't know you well enough, Commander.
Commander Skinner: We can fix that.
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: You can cut the charm. Higher ranking, richer and
*definitely* better looking men have tried that on me and didn't get very far.
Now I can't speak for you, Commander, but I didn't get where I am because of my
looks. Now get your eyes off of *me* and put some on that ship!

                          - NCIS: Chimera

(Gespalder/142033) "Crew capability was the very reason why this company was founde...

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 08:37:00 -0500

"Crew capability was the very reason why this company was founded, we will do
whatever we need to do to make it happen."    - Elon Musk, SpaceX

(Gespalder/142032) "When you are too old to cut the mustard you can still lick the ...

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 21 Apr 2011 02:34:00 -0500

"When you are too old to cut the mustard you can still lick the jar"
                  - Larry Flynt to Piers Morgan on Piers Morgan Tonight

(Gespalder/142031) "If I don't kill a man every now and then they forget who I am"

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 17:05:00 -0500

"If I don't kill a man every now and then they forget who I am"
                   - Blackbeard, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

(Gespalder/142030) "People try to live within their income so they can afford to pa...

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 15:51:00 -0500

"People try to live within their income so they can afford to pay taxes to a
government that can't live within its income."
                         - Robert Half

(Get Organized/142029) "The purse of the people is the real seat of sensibility. Let i...

Get Organized@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 08:31:00 -0500

"The purse of the people is the real seat of sensibility.  Let it be drawn upon
largely, and they will then listen to truths which could not excite them
through any other organ."
- Thomas Jefferson

"Taxes are paid in the sweat of every man who labors."
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

"Friends and neighbors complain that taxes are indeed very heavy, and if those
laid on by the government were the only ones we had to pay, we might the more
easily discharge them; but we have many others, and much more grievous to some
of us.  We are taxed twice as much by our idleness, three times as much by our
pride, and four times as much by our folly."
- Benjamin Franklin

(Secretary/142028) @Hal9000_ - "Emma Watson turns 21 today. This means you could ha...

Secretary@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 07:20:00 -0500


@Hal9000_ - "Emma Watson turns 21 today. This means you could have stopped
deleting your Internet history 3 years ago." - 27 minutes ago

(Secretary/142027) @ezraklein - "If we have a shutdown over Planned Parenthood, I f...

Secretary@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 08 Apr 2011 09:04:00 -0500


@ezraklein - "If we have a shutdown over Planned Parenthood, I fear the puns.
"Budget deal aborted, etc" #makeadeal" - about 2 hours ago

@WiIlFerreII (parody account) - "i got expelled from the public library for
putting all the "womens rights" books in the fiction section" - about 2 hours
ago

(Get Organized/142025) "This war differs from other wars, in this particular. We are no...

Get Organized@rss.iscabbs.com — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 09:53:00 -0500

"This war differs from other wars, in this particular. We are not fighting
armies but a hostile people, and must make old and young, rich and poor, feel
the hard hand of war."
- William Tecumseh Sherman

"Let your heart feel for the afflictions and distress of everyone, and let your
hand give in proportion to your purse."
- George Washington

"There is something in the unselfish and self-sacrificing love of a brute,
which goes directly to the heart of him who has had frequent occasion to test
the paltry friendship and gossamer fidelity of mere Man."
- Edgar Allan Poe

(Capa/142024) "If you put your mind to something, you can attempt anything." -...

Capa@rss.iscabbs.com — Sat, 02 Apr 2011 17:46:00 -0500

"If you put your mind to something, you can attempt anything." - Entrepreneur
Richard Branson.

(Gespalder/142023) "Well, I like hairy chests but I'm not about to bop a 6 foot hai...

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 18:30:00 -0500

"Well, I like hairy chests but I'm not about to bop a 6 foot hairy weasel!"
                     - CSI Catherine Willows, Fur and Loathing

(Secretary/142022) @TeamCoco - Today in the GoDaddy CEO's office, the elephant in t...

Secretary@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 31 Mar 2011 10:44:00 -0500


@TeamCoco - Today in the GoDaddy CEO's office, the elephant in the room is
literally the elephant in the room. http://bit.ly/4wKC4x - 1 hour ago

(Secretary/142021) @NotChrisRock - #ThingsBlackFolksScaredOf Belts. Slavery may be ...

Secretary@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 31 Mar 2011 05:21:00 -0500


@NotChrisRock - #ThingsBlackFolksScaredOf Belts. Slavery may be over but as
kids we got beat more than the Cleveland Cavaliers - about 23 hours ago

(The username is correct.  This is not comedian Chris Rock, while @keshasuxx
and @Sn00ki are verified accounts.)

(Gespalder/142020) http://www.fivemanelectricalband.ca/signslyrics.html

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 00:50:00 -0500

http://www.fivemanelectricalband.ca/signslyrics.html

"Signs"

V1
And the sign said long haired freaky people need not apply
So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said you look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you'll do
So I took off my hat I said imagine that, huh, me working for you
woah!

Chorus:
Sign Sign everywhere a sign b(Blocking out the scenery breaking my mind b(Do
this, don't do that, can't you read the sign

V2 b(And the sign said anybody caught trespassing would be shot on sight b(So I
jumped on the fence and yelled at the house, Hey! what gives you the right b(To
put up a fence to keep me out or to keep mother nature in b(If God was here,
he'd tell you to your face, man you're some kinda sinner

Repeat Chorus:

Bridge:

Now, hey you Mister! can't you read, you got to have a shirt and tie to get a
seat b(You can't even watch, no you can't eat, you ain't suppose to be here
b(Sign said you got to have a membership card to get inside Uh!

V3 b(And the sign said everybody welcome, come in, kneel down and pray b(But
when they passed around the plate at the end of it all, b(I didn't have a penny
to pay, so I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own little sign b(I said
thank you Lord for thinking about me, I'm alive and doing fine
Repeat Chorus b(Repeat Chorus

B) 1970, 2002 Five Man Electrical Band

(Get Organized/142019) "It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the ...

Get Organized@rss.iscabbs.com — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 06:17:00 -0500

"It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows
cold:  when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade."
- Charles Dickens

"It's spring fever.  That is what the name of it is.  And when you've got it,
you want - oh, you don't quite know what it is you do want, but it just fairly
makes your heart ache, you want it so!"
- Mark Twain

"The only thing that could spoil a day was people. People were always the
limiters of happiness except for the very few that were as good as spring
itself."
- Ernest Hemingway

(Shag/142018) Odds of randomly picking a specific 4 things out of a set of 64....

Shag@rss.iscabbs.com — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 05:33:00 -0500

Odds of randomly picking a specific 4 things out of a set of 64... 1 in 15
million or so.  Odds of correctly guessing all the winners and losers... much
worse than that. :)

(Secretary/142017) @SethDavisHoops - "Two people out of 5.9 million who filled out ...

Secretary@rss.iscabbs.com — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 04:56:00 -0500


@SethDavisHoops - "Two people out of 5.9 million who filled out brackets for
ESPN.com got the Final Four right. I'm shocked there were that many." - about 1
hour ago

(Secretary/142016) @ConanOBrien - I am really experiencing "pain at the pump." I am...

Secretary@rss.iscabbs.com — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 09:19:00 -0500


@ConanOBrien - I am really experiencing "pain at the pump." I am also really
hurting from the price of gas. - 27 minutes ago

(Gespalder/142015) "Self-discipline is the ability to make yourself do what you sho...

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 12:34:00 -0500

"Self-discipline is the ability to make yourself do what you should do when you
should do it, whether you feel like it or not."
                              - Elbert Hubbard

(Secretary/142014) @DennisDMZ (Dennis Miller, Verified Account) - "Famous polar bea...

Secretary@rss.iscabbs.com — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 10:41:00 -0500


@DennisDMZ (Dennis Miller, Verified Account) - "Famous polar bear Knut was
found dead this AM. Left a suicidenote saying he couldn't bear the shame now
that GlobalWarming has fallen apart." - about 4 hours ago

(LizPhairFan/142013) "The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started w...

LizPhairFan@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 09:04:00 -0500

"The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubricating. It takes any size piston. And it changes its own oil
every four weeks. It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking
tempermental."    ---Dr Hermann Otto, 1912

(Secretary/142012) @jonacuff - I feel like "Gonzaga" might be Greek for "Don't pick...

Secretary@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 03:44:00 -0500


@jonacuff - I feel like "Gonzaga" might be Greek for "Don't pick against us in
the first round."

(Faunus/142011) "There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year ol...

Faunus@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 15:42:00 -0500


  "There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's
  life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish
  fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its
  unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially
  crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other,
  of course, involves orcs."

  --Kung Fu Monkey
  http://kfmonkey.blogspot.com/2009/03/ephemera-2009-7.html

(Two Minute Hate/142010) The meaning ascribed in popular usage to the word "selfishness" ...

Two Minute Hate@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 07:20:00 -0500


 The meaning ascribed in popular usage to the word "selfishness" is not
 merely wrong: it represents a devastating intellectual "package-deal," which
 is responsible, more than any other single factor, for the arrested moral
 development of mankind.

 In popular usage, the word "selfishness" is a synonym of evil; the image it
 conjures is of a murderous brute who tramples over piles of corpses to achieve
 his own ends, who cares for no living being and pursues nothing but the
 gratification of the mindless whims of any immediate moment.

 Yet the exact meaning and dictionary definition of the word "selfishness"
 is: concern with one's own interests.

 This concept does not include a moral evaluation; it does not tell us whether
 concern with one's own interests is good or evil; nor does it tell us what
 constitutes man's actual interests. It is the task of ethics to answer such
 questions.

                        - The Virtue Of Selfishness

(Secretary/142009) "Tragedy is when I get a paper cut. Comedy is when you fall into...

Secretary@rss.iscabbs.com — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 09:48:00 -0500


"Tragedy is when I get a paper cut. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer
and die" - Mel Brooks.

(Secretary/142008) @iThinkThatWay - "Black people started wearin their pants low. w...

Secretary@rss.iscabbs.com — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 07:52:00 -0500


@iThinkThatWay - "Black people started wearin their pants low. white ppl
started callin it "saggin". whats "saggin" spell backwards? Those tricky white
people" - about 2 hours ago

@daveewing - "The headline you won't be reading: "Millions saved in Japan by
good engineering and government building codes". Buts it's the truth." - 2:49
AM Mar 11th

@xCyrusAndLovato - "The creator of Pokemon died today in the #tsunami, #Japan.
RIP: Satoshi Tajiri. #prayforjapan." - 9:35 PM Mar 11th

(Two Minute Hate/142007) "I get bitter, angry and disbelieving and I tell my kids there a...

Two Minute Hate@rss.iscabbs.com — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 06:47:00 -0500


"I get bitter, angry and disbelieving and I tell my kids there a lot of idiots
out there."

-Al Roker

(Secretary/142006) @iTweetFacts - "Twitter makes you love people you've never met; ...

Secretary@rss.iscabbs.com — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 08:15:00 -0600


@iTweetFacts - "Twitter makes you love people you've never met; Facebook makes
you hate people you've known your whole life: Myspace makes you...nevermind"

(Secretary/142005) @funnyordie - "Does #InternationalWomensDay really have to fall ...

Secretary@rss.iscabbs.com — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 07:38:00 -0600


@funnyordie - "Does #InternationalWomensDay really have to fall on #fattuesday?
No, ladies. This Tuesday doesn't make you look fat."

(Get Organized/142004) "Whatever course you decide upon, there is always someone to tel...

Get Organized@rss.iscabbs.com — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 05:14:00 -0600

"Whatever course you decide upon, there is always someone to tell you that you
are wrong. There are always difficulties arising which tempt you to believe
that your critics are right. To map out a course of action and follow it to an
end requires courage."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself."
- George Bernard Shaw

"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more
difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment."
- Benjamin Franklin

(Lammam P Yrruf/142003) (Actually from the Onion)

Lammam P Yrruf@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 15:32:00 -0600

(Actually from the Onion)

(Get Organized/142002) "Wait, you're telling me Reagan advocated that trickle-down nons...

Get Organized@rss.iscabbs.com — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 03:26:00 -0600

"Wait, you're telling me Reagan advocated that trickle-down nonsense that was
debunked years ago? That was Reagan? I can't believe I've been calling for a
return to Reagan's America. I feel like an asshole."
- Sen. John Thune (R-SD)

(LizPhairFan/142001) "I don't live my life in the right way for polictics, you know. ...

LizPhairFan@rss.iscabbs.com — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 16:03:00 -0600

"I don't live my life in the right way for polictics, you know. I fucked too
many chicks and did too many drugs, and that's the truth...I would start from
the beginning by saying, 'I did it all. I drank the the bong water. Now let's
talk about issues.' That's gonna be my campaign slogan: 'I drank the bong
water.' "
--George Clooney

(WORF/142000) "The Nazi party got Germany out of the Depression. Was this bad?...

WORF@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 12:31:00 -0600


   "The Nazi party got Germany out of the Depression. Was this bad?"

      -Steve Conrad (ISCA User Gespalder), Feb 10, 2011

(Get Organized/141999) "Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious as to have friends at ...

Get Organized@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 18:18:00 -0600

"Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious as to have friends at a distance;
they make the latitudes and longitudes."
- Henry David Thoreau

"Your absence has gone through me
Like thread through a needle
Everything I do is stitched with its color."
- W.S. Merwin

(Gespalder/141998) PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals)

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 17:24:00 -0600

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals)
"The least romantic thing to do in New York or any other city is going on
horse-drawn carriage rides. " -- Olivia Munn

(Gespalder/141997) Do not spin this aircraft. If the aircraft does enter a spin it ...

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 02:26:00 -0600

Do not spin this aircraft. If the aircraft does enter a spin it will return to
earth without further attention on the part of the aeronaut.
             -- first handbook issued with the Curtis-Wright flyer

(Gespalder/141996) "Knowing that I get to go home at the end of the day and hold my...

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 18:26:00 -0600

"Knowing that I get to go home at the end of the day and hold my furry little
kitty is the only thing that gets me through the day." - Anonymous

(Get Organized/141995) "Especially within hours of a tragedy unfolding, journalists and...

Get Organized@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 09:38:00 -0600

"Especially within hours of a tragedy unfolding, journalists and pundits should
not manufacture a blood libel that serves only to incite the very hatred and
violence they purport to condemn. That is reprehensible."
- Sarah Palin


"Now, I watched the entire tape twice today, and I read it three times. And it
didn't get any better. It's incredibly self- referential. It does not even
mention the names of the victims in that eight minutes. It is all about Sarah
and how she's been wronged.

Now, perhaps she has been wronged. But let me tell you, this was just not the
sort of speech Ronald Reagan would have given if he had been wronged. This was
no rising above it. This was no call for unity. This was very bitter, very
self-centered speech. Just awful.

She needs better advice. Someone needs to talk to her and say, Sarah, I know
this stinks, and I know you've been hurt and wronged, but you need to speak as
a mom, the way President Obama just spoke as a dad. She's a wonderful mother.
She's devoted to her five children.

She should have talked about that little girl who was lost or the adults who
lost their older parents, not as just a politician who's wounded and who's been
sat upon by the media in the left."
- Paul Begala

(Eldritch/141994) "The wicked flee when no man pursueth." - Proverbs 28:1

Eldritch@rss.iscabbs.com — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 11:51:00 -0600

"The wicked flee when no man pursueth." - Proverbs 28:1

(Gespalder/141992) "Of course there is no formula for success except perhaps an unc...

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Sat, 08 Jan 2011 12:09:00 -0600

"Of course there is no formula for success except perhaps an unconditional
acceptance of life and what it brings."
                 - Arthur Rubinstein

(Gespalder/141991) "The love from a cat is greater than the love from anything in t...

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 10:29:00 -0600

"The love from a cat is greater than the love from anything in the world"
                    - From Feline Pine (Facebook)

(Get Organized/141990) "There is an art . . . to flying. The knack lies in learning how...

Get Organized@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 09:33:00 -0600

"There is an art . . . to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw
yourself at the ground and miss."

- Douglas Adams, 'The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.


"Every time I fly and am forced to remove my shoes, I'm grateful Richard Reid
is not known as the Underwear Bomber."

- Douglas Manuel, aerospace executive regards airport security. Reported in USA
Today, 13 March 2003.

(Professor Mom/141989) "You know I need your love

Professor Mom@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 00:07:00 -0600

"You know I need your love
You've got that hold over me
Long as I've got your love
You know that I'll never leave
When I wanted you to share my life
I had no doubt in my mind
And it's been you woman
Right down the line

I know how much I lean on you
Only you can see
The changes that I've been through
Have left a mark on me
You've been as constant as a Northern Star
The brightest light that shines
It's been you woman right down the line

I just wanna say this is my way
Of tellin' you everything
I could never say before
Yeah this is my way of tellin' you
That every day I'm lovin' you so much more
'Cause you believed in me through my darkest night
Put somethin' better inside of me
You brought me into the light
Threw away all those crazy dreams
I put them all behind
And it was you woman
Right down the line

I just wanna say this is my way of tellin' you everything
I could never say before
Yeah this is my way of tellin' you
Everything I could never say before
Yeah this is my way of tellin' you
That every day I'm lovin' you so much more

If I should doubt myself, if I'm losing ground
I won't turn to someone else
They'd only let me down
When I wanted you to share my life
I had no doubt in my mind
And it's been you woman
Right down the line "

--Gerry Rafferty

(Lammam P Yrruf/141988) "... the only one."

Lammam P Yrruf@rss.iscabbs.com — Wed, 05 Jan 2011 20:52:00 -0600

"... the only one."
- John Lennon, finishing his sentence.

(Copper Lethe/141987) "You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not"

Copper Lethe@rss.iscabbs.com — Wed, 05 Jan 2011 13:04:00 -0600


"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not"

- John Lennon

(Angus Young/141986) "If I were to say that 'Los Angeles has become, over the years, ...

Angus Young@rss.iscabbs.com — Wed, 05 Jan 2011 13:00:00 -0600

"If I were to say that 'Los Angeles has become, over the years, a mecca for
homosexual migration' I am in the right.  But look at what I am saying.. I'm
making it sound like faggots are nomadic if not predatory miscreants that have
some implied need to move around.  I'm also likening them to muslims.. or
muslims to them.  Whereas saying 'LA is full of faggots' is just being honest."
        - Ryan Phillippe (Mr Longbaum) - The Way of the Gun

(Gespalder/141984) "Great acts are made up of small deeds"-- Lao Tzu

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 21:51:00 -0600

"Great acts are made up of small deeds"-- Lao Tzu

(Gespalder/141983) "The torture of a bad conscience is the hell of a living soul"

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 19:07:00 -0600

"The torture of a bad conscience is the hell of a living soul"
                                - John Calvin

(Giraffe/141982) Gentlemen of the free-and-easy sort, who plume themselves on bei...

Giraffe@rss.iscabbs.com — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 11:29:00 -0600

Gentlemen of the free-and-easy sort, who plume themselves on being acquainted
with a move or two, and being usually equal to the time-of-day, express the
wide range of their capacity for adventure by observing that they are good for
anything from pitch-and-toss to manslaughter; between which opposite extremes,
no doubt, there lies a tolerably wide and comprehensive range of subjects.
Without venturing for Scrooge quite as hardily as this, I don't mind calling on
you to believe that he was ready for a good broad field of strange appearances,
and that nothing between a baby and rhinoceros would have astonished him very
much. -- Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol, Stave 3

(Get Organized/141980) "For each new morning with its light,

Get Organized@rss.iscabbs.com — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 13:44:00 -0600

"For each new morning with its light,
For rest and shelter of the night,
For health and food, for love and friends,
For everything Thy goodness sends."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Let us remember that, as much has been given us, much will be expected from
us, and that true homage comes from the heart as well as from the lips, and
shows itself in deeds."
- Theodore Roosevelt

"A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all the
other virtues."
- Cicero

'God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today.  Have you used one to say "thank
you?"'
- William A. Ward

(Get Organized/141979) "Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doe...

Get Organized@rss.iscabbs.com — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 13:56:00 -0600

"Age is an issue of mind over matter.  If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
- Mark Twain

"In the beginning of a change, the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and
hated and scorned.  When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it
costs nothing to be a patriot."
- Mark Twain, Notebook, 1935

(Gespalder/141978) http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/thesweetestthing/escapethepinacol...

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 00:20:00 -0600

http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/thesweetestthing/escapethepinacoladasong.htm

Rupert Holmes - Escape (The Pina Colada Song) Lyrics


I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed.
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read:

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape."

I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean.
But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine.
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad.
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad.

"Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne.
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape.
At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape."

So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place.
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face.
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you."
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"..

"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."

(Gespalder/141977) One inspirational comment a day

Gespalder@rss.iscabbs.com — Sun, 07 Nov 2010 00:10:00 -0500

One inspirational comment a day
wounds of the flesh and bones may heal but the wounds of a broken heart stays
with us forever

Source is above the quote and if from Facebook